So last night I'm in Wal-Mart. My cart has some DVD's and some cans of soup and cans of orange juice. The last items I need is some fruit and some stuff to make a salad. I grab some lettuce, tomato's, peppers and some apples. I get to the automatic check out and I scan the lettuce, tomato's, peppers and apples. Then I see baby wipes? Vaseline? Can dog food? Damn I grabbed someone else’s cart. I pay for the fruit and vegetables and push the cart out of my way. I walk back over to where I grabbed the stuff and sure enough there is my shopping cart. I grab it and make my way towards the check out line like nothing had happened. Except there is a young Mexican man and a young Mexican woman standing there with arm loads of vegetables looking everywhere for their missing shopping cart! I was to embarrassed to tell them I was guilty of grand theft cart so I strolled on past. Damn I am stupid sometimes.

*laugh* Too funny. Not only did you take the peoples cart you by THEIR fruit and veggies. And then you leave the cart for an employee to put away. Never a dull moment with you, is there?

why would anyone shop at a Wal-Mart in the first place? be seeing you

I LOVE Wal-Mart. Shop there all the time. What is wrong with Wal-Mart?

Wal-Mart is the 6th ring of hell

Well then call me the daughter of Satan? Cause I am there at least once a week.

I worked there for awhile, that's why I hate it. Doesn't stop me from shopping there, but I don't like to...Daughter of Satan lololol

Evil at heart. Too damn boring to be good, like I always say.

Nothing wrong with a touch of the evil Life's too short to behave all the time, that gets a bit dull.

MBD...

I ran into your female counterpart last week! I was shopping and walked perhaps five feet away to get some bread. When I came back my cart was gone. I found it the next aisle over being pushing by another woman. Turns out her hubby took their cart to go get something else and she wasn't listening.... so she just grabbed one and started pushing. She was SO embarassed!

Meanie

when I shop there I always make sure the food and the clothes NEVER touch

Don't feel bad. I have one of those Senseo coffee makers and the other day I actually forgot to put a cup under the spout before I turned it on. I didn't want to waste a perfectly good cup of coffee, so I just poured creamer over it and licked it off the counter.

Dude ... was in Future Shop, its a Electronics store here, with my kids, and was flipping thru the DVD's looking for somehitng to watch, turned away fromt the 14 year old daughter, picked up one off the shelf, started talking to her and leaning down to show her the movie , and see if she was interested.. and was talking to a total strangers SHOULDER, she jumped about 5 feet out of the way, I BLUSHED huge .. thankfully the daughter came back LAUGHIN HER ARSE off at me and explained to the lady who proceeded to laugh even harder at me .... talk about your Simpsons moment DOH!!!!!

Didn't happen to me... but I was at Walmart on sunday at the deli counter. The guy before me got his cheese and meat. He spoke up to the lady at the counter and stated that he would be right back because someone stole his cart. (His cart was probably empty.) Poor guy!

sounds like a good joke

would like to see what you would do with a wasted woody

One of my idiot freinds with a pothead brain and a big mouth was in line at a convenience store. The young woman in line in front of him looked exactly like one of our mutual freinds daughters. Thinking it was the daughter he starts yelling at her for being out after curfew and to go out and get in his car so he could give her a ride home. Unfortunately it wasn't our freinds daughter. And really unfortunate was the fact that she was a stripper that just got off work at the local nudie bar and her 6 foot 8 boyfreind/ bodyguard received her 911 on his cellphone and came charging in and rearranged all of dumbass chads body parts. I never seen anyone get so beat up and thrown into a display case in a convenience store. He had it coming for sure. Very funny.