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Topic: ..the man with 12 hands......
Sassysprite's photo
Sun 03/22/09 07:42 PM
noway Ok so i went out with a guy from another site,we're on our third date everythings good then i find out he has 12 hands,by the time i stop one three more were moving.

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Sun 03/22/09 07:44 PM
So did you run and get 10 more pair of hand cuffs?

J/K welcome to the site flowerforyou

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Sun 03/22/09 07:44 PM
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Sun 03/22/09 07:48 PM
Hello and welcome to our looney bin.......
Med's are given out three times a day.......
As most of us really need these med's.......
As you arrive here you will soon see...........
That most the nuts running loose in here..
Really do need these med's..........................
Newbys are given triple dose's to calm them...
After the shock of seeing the people who .......
Are here and running loose............................
we expect you to take these meds....................
If not we will help you.....................................
Oh and remember one thing..............................
As you pass thru our doors................................
Give up all hope!!!!!!!........................................
As there is no going back....................................






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Sun 03/22/09 07:51 PM
one well-placed knee can stop any number of hands rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 03/22/09 08:30 PM
Welcome.

trgirl's photo
Sun 03/22/09 08:38 PM
welcome sassy and good luck!!!flowerforyou

Redshirt's photo
Sun 03/22/09 08:41 PM
Sounds like my grandmother when she was washing our mouths out with soap. Still have issues with Ivory soap.

Welcome to the site. Enjoy the forums...laugh...and join in.

flowerforyou

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Sun 03/22/09 08:50 PM
I can't help but laugh at this post. It seems like something I would say. I like it. lol. Did you write it or did you read it somewhere?laugh

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Sun 03/22/09 09:25 PM
Sounds like tentacle porn, creepy.scared

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Sun 03/22/09 09:48 PM
I am soooooooooooooo lost.

All I can think of is "You dated a clock??"


but even that doesn't make much sense.

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Sun 03/22/09 10:05 PM
flowerforyou wasnt me !
i swear .......:laughing:

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Sun 03/22/09 10:40 PM
Edited by KimmiM on Sun 03/22/09 10:40 PM
12 hands? Hell, I'd be happy with 2 well placed ones! :laughing:

Welcome to our little slice of insanity... we charge extra for popcorn! bigsmile

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Sun 03/22/09 10:47 PM
Gotta hand it to him.

huskydogowner's photo
Sun 03/22/09 10:49 PM
Anatomically speaking, that would mean he has six weiners.
Might be a keeper!

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Mon 03/23/09 07:00 AM
does that mean he was trying to cut the mustard?:tongue:

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Mon 03/23/09 07:09 AM
And you told me that you wouldnt tell anyone..:wink:

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Mon 03/23/09 07:09 AM
And you told me that you wouldnt tell anyone..:wink:

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Mon 03/23/09 07:13 AM
I didn't

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Mon 03/23/09 06:16 PM

And you told me that you wouldnt tell anyone..:wink:
was it you?

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