When I was getting trained to be an investigator for the Department of Welfare, the interviewing technique they taught us was called "Slicing the Baloney". When I was studying Psychology in Grad School, they introduced the concept of "Baloney running from the Slicer" when dealing with people's responses and/or avoidance. I once lived with a woman who was always threatening to slice my baloney. I think 90% of life is baloney and you can: slice it thin; chop it thick; just eat it; or tell the clerk you ordered the rib eye. How do you deal with it? And/or does your baloney have a first name?

my best friends favorite quote is ,


sometimes it's easier to bull**** to then to tell the truth ,

freaking nut

Confabulation is always a possible name.

So is obfuscation.

Fried bologna

Baloney? Is that all I am...a piece of meat to you???

lol...it's all just over-processed crap any way you slice, chop or eat it...

There is a facade of ascending mellifluous birds on the wind...
If you feed enough of them.. They will surely **** on you for it and leave landmines littered about..
But fret not..all of them languidly tire and land.. That's when you grind them into baloney and sauté them.. Yum!..

My baloney has a first name.. -It's reality,, or is it?

So, maybe the title of this thread should be: To dazzle them with brilliance or baffle them with bull****? That is the question.

I like the rib eyes medium rare with seasoned and sautéed vidalia onions, portabella mushrooms.. and sometimes bloody au jus...

I like bologna and cheese sandwiches

If you were a piece of meat, you would be much better than baloney.

Confabulation-Psychiatry. the replacement of a gap in a person's memory by a falsification that he or she believes to be true.

Obfuscation-1. to confuse, bewilder, or stupefy.
2. to make obscure or unclear: to obfuscate a problem with extraneous information.
3. to darken.

Yeah right like- Honey, do I look fat in this dress? ... Why no dear you look like an Ethiopian..

It might be better to say... Although you look beautiful in that dress.I believe this one is more flattering on you my dear. (Then pick out one that she doesn't look fat in)-ha! smack!!

Weird science-
Henry: I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney.
Carmen: He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney.

Mark Knopfler - Baloney Again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-ejCQBCLg0

BBQ baloney & veggies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Il_2k9wqu0&feature=fvsr

Chris Fairbanks Effinfunny Stand Up - Baloney



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwPmWVYhQIg&feature=fvsr

with peanut butter

I never had it that way is it good?
Do you broil the peanut butter on it as well or are you just being facetious?