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Topic: Bodily Functions Support Group
alexiateigra Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 1326	Sat 05/23/09 10:37 AM
In honor of bodily functions, I will share one of my stories about my mom. My mother has passed away a few years ago but, she left a legacy of humor and good memories. I was about 16 or 17 years old. My mother and I would go grocery shopping on late friday or saturday night to avoid the crowds at Cub Foods. At the time, we needed to get a birthday card for my Uncle. I was very intent on finding a card that would represent the receiver as well as the giver. My family loves cards that are silly and funny. I hadn't paid much attention as my mother walked by and turned around the corner to go into the next isle. It took a moment or to. It was one of the silent delayed reactions but, extremely potent. The smell was awful. I wanted to gag. As I realized what she had done, a man walked past me with a look of disgust. I face was hot. I couldn't see but, I am betting that it was scarlet red. I walked as fast as could out of that isle looking the the naughty culprit. There she was! She was standing in the produce section laughing her ass off! That was my mom in a nut shell. I suppose I should have been mad but, it was kind of funny especially if you saw that face on that stranger! It was just too funny!

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 10:40 AM
In honor of bodily functions, I will share one of my stories about my mom. My mother has passed away a few years ago but, she left a legacy of humor and good memories. I was about 16 or 17 years old. My mother and I would go grocery shopping on late friday or saturday night to avoid the crowds at Cub Foods. At the time, we needed to get a birthday card for my Uncle. I was very intent on finding a card that would represent the receiver as well as the giver. My family loves cards that are silly and funny. I hadn't paid much attention as my mother walked by and turned around the corner to go into the next isle. It took a moment or to. It was one of the silent delayed reactions but, extremely potent. The smell was awful. I wanted to gag. As I realized what she had done, a man walked past me with a look of disgust. I face was hot. I couldn't see but, I am betting that it was scarlet red. I walked as fast as could out of that isle looking the the naughty culprit. There she was! She was standing in the produce section laughing her ass off! That was my mom in a nut shell. I suppose I should have been mad but, it was kind of funny especially if you saw that face on that stranger! It was just too funny! Thanks for sharin!! She sounds like a wonderful Mom. She taught u the art of humor that I hope u carry with u daily.

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 10:47 AM


auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 10:48 AM
That's like when you are in the ladies room with another person and THAT person leaves an odor. They leave. New person comes in and there you are washing your hands and they think that smell is YOU!

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Sat 05/23/09 10:51 AM
This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 10:52 AM
That's like when you are in the ladies room with another person and THAT person leaves an odor. They leave. New person comes in and there you are washing your hands and they think that smell is YOU! That's when I just smile, grab my stomach and say "Dang that mexican food!"

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 10:53 AM
This is the kind of thread that will draw out the fun people. It's easy to spot who is a prude and who ain't.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Sat 05/23/09 10:54 AM
<============ prude

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 10:54 AM
This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in D*mn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 10:54 AM


Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 10:55 AM
Right, Robin....and the moon is made outta parmesan cheese!

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 10:55 AM
This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in D*mn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now UH OH!!! Ducking.

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 10:56 AM
This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in Dmn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now "Damn yankee"?? Check ya boots, buddy-boy....*

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 10:56 AM
<============ prude I brewed that up special just for u Quiet, Enjoy!!

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 10:58 AM
Thought this would be appropriate here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GYSW5yrlU0

ReddBeans Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6930	Sat 05/23/09 10:58 AM
This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in Dmn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now "Damn yankee"?? Check ya boots, buddy-boy....* Who u callin a 'buddy-boy'??? I can't help that u an Sully weren't blessed with bein on the right side of the Mason/Dixon line

auburngirl Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 18811	Sat 05/23/09 10:59 AM
Thought this would be appropriate here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GYSW5yrlU0 I love this one!

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Sat 05/23/09 10:59 AM
This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in Dmn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now "Damn yankee"?? Check ya boots, buddy-boy....* Who u callin a 'buddy-boy'??? I can't help that u an Sully weren't blessed with bein on the right side of the Mason/Dixon line We won. Get over it.

elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 7477	Sat 05/23/09 11:00 AM Edited by elwoodsully on Sat 05/23/09 11:00 AM
This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in Dmn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now "Damn yankee"?? Check ya boots, buddy-boy....* Who u callin a 'buddy-boy'??? I can't help that u an Sully weren't blessed with bein on the right side of the Mason/Dixon line And you were born and raised where? OH, that's right.. MICHIGAN.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Sat 05/23/09 11:00 AM
This is one of the interests I wrote in my profile, but sadly, there are no women that share it so far.. Maybe soon.. http://mingle2.com/interests/studying-the-effects-of-intestinal-combustion Sully, u know if u didn't live up there in Dmn Yankee country u woulda done got a "Redd's Dutch Oven Special" by now "Damn yankee"?? Check ya boots, buddy-boy....* Who u callin a 'buddy-boy'??? I can't help that u an Sully weren't blessed with bein on the right side of the Mason/Dixon line We won. Get over it. NEVAH!!!