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Fett, sumthin tells me ur enjoyin this particular thread
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I would love to contribute to this thread. However, I have NEVER burped, farted, sharted, pooped, pee'd, quiffed, thrown up, or had acid reflux.
Please stand by for spontaneous human combustion. |
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never hold back your farts
they will build up until one day you die of a fart attack and when they examine your body your breath will smell like shyte |
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never hold back your farts they will build up until one day you die of a fart attack and when they examine your body your breath will smell like shyte Quiet, you need to flick your ash. 
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Holdin in ur farts leads to really sh*tty ideas
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Fett, sumthin tells me ur enjoyin this particular thread beans, im enjoyin the hell outta this one  
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I'll be the first to admit, I find bodily functions such as fartin an burpin to be hilarious. We all do it, contrary to those that claim they don't. I've had an will continue to have fartin contests with my 10 yr old son.  One of these days I will actually win! I've taught him the joy of sluggin down a root beer an then burpin the ABC's. I've taught him the fine art of lettin a fart go in Wal-Mart an gigglin as u stealthly walk away. I've also taught him the proper way to give a 'dutch oven'. There's nuthin like a good bondin experience with ur kids. For those uptight, rigid folks who can't see the humor in a well blown toot, here's one for u    great thread beans
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Fett, sumthin tells me ur enjoyin this particular thread beans, im enjoyin the hell outta this one  Nuthin says funny like bodily functions, we all have em
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 Looks like me waking up this morning after being out with my son and his girlfriend last night.
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How many bodily functions can you perform all at once?
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 This is why Mama told u never swallow ur gum
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and Im out the door.. lol I dont wanna endure anyones farts on purpose. My sons the same. We laugh, but.. eww If someone sits around me, and farts on purpose forever instead of taking their butt to the bathroom, thats a dealbreaker. NEXT!
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