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when ppl are 40 and over they get to be "Old Farts"
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when ppl are 40 and over they get to be "Old Farts" Wait a minute! I have on more year till i hit 40. I don't feal like an old fart and sure as hell don't act like one 
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   I've missed u darlin' Ditto, it's been kinda dead around here. Shall I sharpen my nails an meet ya in Intimacy & Sex???
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when ppl are 40 and over they get to be "Old Farts" I prefer the term geezer to old fart. |
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when ppl are 40 and over they get to be "Old Farts" I prefer the term geezer to old fart. Ur only as old as u imagine urself to be Loo Darlin' 
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My uncle used to fart and say "get out ya buzzard didn't pay your rent".
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 Man do I feel soooooo much better
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Alrighty folks yesterday was all about the fart aka toot, today I'm all about the
 yeah that's right the BURP aka BELCH!! Enjoy!! hee hee
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Bumped up an brought back by popular demand.
OMG!! That felt great. Can I get a courtesy sniff over here?????
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Just don't light any matches for the next hour or so.
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One time in early 2000, I was belching and farting in my sleep, and I let out this gigantic belch in my sleep that woke me up - and, of course it continued after I woke up. I didn't know 'til then that anyone could belch in their sleep. |
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One time in early 2000, I was belching and farting in my sleep, and I let out this gigantic belch in my sleep that woke me up - and, of course it continued after I woke up. I didn't know 'til then that anyone could belch in their sleep. I've heard of fartin in ur sleep but that's the 1st I've ever heard of belchin in ur sleep.
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I love this thread. My best friend and I both are widows, and our sons thought that they would pull one over on us at our first thanksgiving of friends/family dinner. We loved the looks on their faces when we burped louder and longer than them. Air freshener had to come out for the farting contest.
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One time in early 2000, I was belching and farting in my sleep, and I let out this gigantic belch in my sleep that woke me up - and, of course it continued after I woke up. I didn't know 'til then that anyone could belch in their sleep. I've heard of fartin in ur sleep but that's the 1st I've ever heard of belchin in ur sleep. I'm not even remotely kidding.............. |
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I'll admit with great pride that I've woken myself up from a dead sleep from stenchin up the air with nasty farts. Keep me away from sauerkraut!!
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