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I'm not a religious person but if there is a God, he certainly does have a weird sense of humor.
Why is it that The loudest people who can't shut the hell up are usually the dumbest people who have nothing good to say. The most benign illegal drug (pot) is the one that is detectable to drug tests for the longest period of time. The drug that gives you huge ripped manly muscles (steroids) also makes the most manly part of the body (testicles) shrink to itty bitty marbles. The smallest human beings (ie little infant babies) are also by far the loudest. Sleep, the period of time you hated most as a kid and had to be bribed or forced into it, is the period of time you can't wait for as an adult, when you don't have much time for it. When you don't care about finding the TV remote, that's when you accidently step on it and break it, when you do want to find it you never can find it. The one item of clothing that comes in matching pairs, is the one item that one of the pair gets lost in every load of laundry. When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you. The most important period of your life for you to get good nutrition (ie as a baby) is also the time where you can't help but spit up 90% of it. The hot guy who is extremely nice and affectionate and well groomed and you want to date him, he's already dating....another guy. The hot girl with the big breasts and kickin figure you want to date.....she's also too busy staring at the hot gay guy to pay you any mind. |
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Why is it that The loudest people who can't shut the hell up are usually the dumbest people who have nothing good to say.  |
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God is an equal opportunity offender and since God is good and evil, well, let us say it can get confusing!
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So true.. I've always said that God has a sense of humor.. All I had to do was look at my life... LOL |
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So true.. I've always said that God has a sense of humor.. All I had to do was look at my life... LOL Got ya beat. All I have to do is look into a mirror. But he'll get his, I'm calling Chuck Norris right NOW! |
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So true.. I've always said that God has a sense of humor.. All I had to do was look at my life... LOL Got ya beat. All I have to do is look into a mirror. But he'll get his, I'm calling Chuck Norris right NOW!
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god is in his holy temple... earthly thoughts be silent now!!!!!
carol anne?....... carol anne!!! where could she be!!! |
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When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you.
that is SO true! |
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sup man, I remember you from the JSH days...good times.
that one actually makes sense, "experts" say, it's because you've already been "qualified" by a female. Females are also just competitive about that kind of stuff. It's not you they want, they just want to know that they can steal you from your girl. |
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don't know if you're talking about Jt or me, but i like your posts man, keep up the good work!
  i'm vincent~ anytime you need a friend to talk to i'm here man. be safe~
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that was to jt, but I remember seeing some of your posts too, good stuff. Thanks for the offer, always good to have friends to chat with, once mingle2 has shattered my self esteem I'm sure you'll be hearing from me.
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When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you. that is SO true! It's true for women as well, I call it feast or famine... (((Vincent))) |
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When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you. that is SO true! It's true for women as well, I call it feast or famine... (((Vincent))) Interesting, so are you saying I should vacuum seal(what a weird word, 2 u's in a row?) them and store them in my freezer? |
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sup man, I remember you from the JSH days...good times. that one actually makes sense, "experts" say, it's because you've already been "qualified" by a female. Females are also just competitive about that kind of stuff. It's not you they want, they just want to know that they can steal you from your girl. yeah,it had been awhile since i had seen you post.was wondering where you had been.you're posts always made me laugh
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When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you. that is SO true! It's true for women as well, I call it feast or famine... (((Vincent))) my name ain't Vincent 
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When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you. that is SO true! It's true for women as well, I call it feast or famine... (((Vincent))) my name ain't Vincent That part wasn't for you silly... It was for DarkOwl.. |
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I'm not a religious person but if there is a God, he certainly does have a weird sense of humor. Why is it that The loudest people who can't shut the hell up are usually the dumbest people who have nothing good to say. The most benign illegal drug (pot) is the one that is detectable to drug tests for the longest period of time. The drug that gives you huge ripped manly muscles (steroids) also makes the most manly part of the body (testicles) shrink to itty bitty marbles. The smallest human beings (ie little infant babies) are also by far the loudest. Sleep, the period of time you hated most as a kid and had to be bribed or forced into it, is the period of time you can't wait for as an adult, when you don't have much time for it. When you don't care about finding the TV remote, that's when you accidently step on it and break it, when you do want to find it you never can find it. The one item of clothing that comes in matching pairs, is the one item that one of the pair gets lost in every load of laundry. When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you. The most important period of your life for you to get good nutrition (ie as a baby) is also the time where you can't help but spit up 90% of it. The hot guy who is extremely nice and affectionate and well groomed and you want to date him, he's already dating....another guy. The hot girl with the big breasts and kickin figure you want to date.....she's also too busy staring at the hot gay guy to pay you any mind.
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When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you. that is SO true! It's true for women as well, I call it feast or famine... (((Vincent))) my name ain't Vincent That part wasn't for you silly... It was for DarkOwl.. you know what they say about assume
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When you're a single guy, no girl wants anything to do with you, but find a girlfriend and they all suddenly want you. that is SO true! It's true for women as well, I call it feast or famine... (((Vincent))) my name ain't Vincent That part wasn't for you silly... It was for DarkOwl.. than why'd you quote me for?getting me all confused...
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