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| Topic: What I Will Do For You................. | |
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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth  Now smile and have a great day!!!!!! |
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Ooohhh
I love this!!!  
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 That is so cute!
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Loved it.
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 Thank you Krisit!!..YOU just brightened my day!!!...Thank you soo very much!!!...Put a hold on that Margarita!!..SOON!!! Not cancelled just Postponed!!..
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Thank you Krisit!!..YOU just brightened my day!!!...Thank you soo very much!!!...Put a hold on that Margarita!!..SOON!!! Not cancelled just Postponed!!.. Hey girl any day just let me know heck always up to meet up with you and well those margaritas are awesome as well... 
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someone actually sent me this in a homemade card once.......still love it!!!!
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It's very cute.
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dang that was good and funny
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wait but you can't even bail me out, cuz you'll be in jail right along with me
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wait but you can't even bail me out, cuz you'll be in jail right along with me True we would be laughing about how stupid we was to get caught and plot better next time instead  ....
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If Fear and Loathing was here he would say......
"Friends Help You Move REAL Friends Help You Move The Bodies." |
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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth Now smile and have a great day!!!!!! I think you'd match up well with that lil' monkey MirrorMirror that hangs around here. I heard if you mention his name 3 times, he'll show up. 
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Get me drunk? That doesn't sound right.
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If Fear and Loathing was here he would say...... "Friends Help You Move REAL Friends Help You Move The Bodies." How true that is ohhh you forgot to say hide them as well.....
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If Fear and Loathing was here he would say...... "Friends Help You Move REAL Friends Help You Move The Bodies." To good and to true!!! Love this. |
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