Yes kids.....the holidays are approaching...and once again we dream of some benevolent benefactor (Santa) giving us some super cool gift.......yet we stagger to the living room and try to hide our crushing disappointment at the cheap crap we actually get.

So....What is it you dream of that you may receive this RamaHuannahKwanzmas (trying to include everyone here).....and what do you think you will ACTUALLY receive? base this off of experience guys.

For me......I dream of getting a $1000 gift card from Lowes so I can make progress on home improvements....

The reality....Probably gonna get some shirts that would have fit me in 8th grade and about $50 worth of the cheapest crap you can get at Dollar General....blah.

I'd like a laptop

I'll wake up to perfume and a couple of DVDs from my sons. The DVDs will be movies they want to watch

You all go ahead and fight the rat race. Maybe another 8 employees will get trampled to death at Walmart this Black Friday just so someone can have "the perfect gift."

I, on the contrary, have already declared that I will not give one gift this year, to anyone, including myself. My only desire for Christaramahuannakwanz is that I get to eat too much and sleep on my couch. Make a few butter cookies with icing, and pig out, not too much to ask for a holiday.

I somehow doubt that I will get to do it, there will be the stream of phone calls telling me "it's not right spending Christmas alone," and I will finally go to some family members for an afternoon which will depress the he11 out of me, and irratate me to no end.

Happy Effin Holidays

What do I wish for---A gentleman to spend the holidays with.

What will I get---Heartache and bath salts.

Same here

I wish for........... the root of all evil--to have a good christmas for the love ones. (this year)

Starting on Thanksgiving, I will wear my very tall top hat and red scarf everywhere I go. I will bake some Christmas cookies for the different depts. at the hospital that I call on an almost daily basis. Its nice to see the faces of the people that help me do my job.
I couldn't do it without them.

Christmas morning, I'd like a good book, or a well sundial.

Want with all my heart: front row concert seats for Marilyn Manson with backstage pass(oh Santa I'll do anything!)

Will get but love anyway: jewelry. Clothes. Annual bathrobe and slippers etc.

I want to own a house again.

Won't get anything.

Nooooo! I hope you get your wish!

<------- We will be together...with friends, family, events and food...pleasures of the table!
And supporting one of our favorite charities...Heifer International (Heifer.org)

EDIT to previous post, a well made sundial.
Thank You.

I wish for something I can't share...

What I'll get- the love of family and friends which I'm thankful for...

I always get what I want.

In reality I would like new a new camera and equipment. Right now the economy is so bad I think a smaller gift would be fine.

I wish for the want, want, want to go away.

I will however not partake in any sort of christian holidays. It's a lie and a sham.

I guess I'm the male version of you. What do I wish for? A sweet happy woman to cozy up to the fire with.

What will I get----- football games, beer, and cigarettes.

All I want for Christmass is my family to spend it with!
Will I get it?
God I hope so!

Wish....time with my daughter.

Reality...**** all.

I already have everything I want.

Wishlist - Something i make when reading playboy


Reality - Well the reality is my wishes will never come true