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Looking for special girl live in Athens...
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...not Greek and not in Athens, but hello and welcome anyway.
 
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Can you be more specific, please?
 
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Looking for special girl live in Athens... Now when you say special do you mean "Pretty but dumb as a lampost" special? |
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Now is this Athens, GA.?
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Now is this Athens, GA.?
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Now is this Athens, GA.? 
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I'm special. But I am not Greek. I am Heinz-57. And probably a little out of your age of dating pool. But, good luck.
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I'm special. But I am not Greek. I am Heinz-57. And probably a little out of your age of dating pool. But, good luck. What??  Nobody told me there was a pool. Is it heated? 
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And how is one actually Heinz-57? Is that like you smell like the sauce? Taste like it? Hmmmmmmmmm.
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And how is one actually Heinz-57? Is that like you smell like the sauce? Taste like it? Hmmmmmmmmm. Goes good with tube steak.  
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Looking for special girl live in Athens... What do you want with a Greek girl that an American girl can't give you? Are they anything like Greek sailors on all-male cargo ships? I have heard some things... |
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Αθήνα, what a tourist hole that is. If you want to see Greece, don't see Athens. So much more to see. Going to Athens is like going to NYC and then saying that you saw America.
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Looking for special girl live in Athens... What do you want with a Greek girl that an American girl can't give you? Are they anything like Greek sailors on all-male cargo ships? I have heard some things... Ya' ever hear about it's the next Greek sailors turn in th' barrel? |
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Looking for special girl live in Athens... What do you want with a Greek girl that an American girl can't give you? Are they anything like Greek sailors on all-male cargo ships? I have heard some things... Ya' ever hear about it's the next Greek sailors turn in th' barrel? No. And my imagination is running amok. I bet you can't even share huh.. |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Wed 01/27/10 05:52 PM
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My Big Fat Greek Dating and Relationship Thread!  woot! woot! welcome to mingle2! |
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Barrel Satisfaction
In days of old, this young Greek sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a sailing ship. He asked the captain about sex life, since there would be no women on the ship. "Don' ye worry about it, lad. We'll make sure your needs are taken care of." After about 2 weeks at sea, the lad had a bone that wouldn't go away, so he went to ask the captain how to take care of it. "Aye, lad, 'ere's ya key. Go open up the door under the ladder. In there you'll find a barrel, take the bung out of the hole and insert your manhood. I think you'll find this arrangement satisfactory." The lad went down, opened the door, removed the bung, inserted his prick and got his rocks off in record time. In fact, it was SO good he asked for the key the next five nights in a row. On the sixth night, the captain said, "Not tonight, laddie; it's your turn in the barrel." |
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My Big Fat Greek Dating and Relationship Thread! woot! woot! welcome to mingle2! 
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Barrel Satisfaction In days of old, this young Greek sailor was about to sign up for a 6-month trip on a sailing ship. He asked the captain about sex life, since there would be no women on the ship. "Don' ye worry about it, lad. We'll make sure your needs are taken care of." After about 2 weeks at sea, the lad had a bone that wouldn't go away, so he went to ask the captain how to take care of it. "Aye, lad, 'ere's ya key. Go open up the door under the ladder. In there you'll find a barrel, take the bung out of the hole and insert your manhood. I think you'll find this arrangement satisfactory." The lad went down, opened the door, removed the bung, inserted his prick and got his rocks off in record time. In fact, it was SO good he asked for the key the next five nights in a row. On the sixth night, the captain said, "Not tonight, laddie; it's your turn in the barrel."
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My Big Fat Greek Dating and Relationship Thread! woot! woot! welcome to mingle2! Just put a little Windex on your dating life. It fixes EVERYTHING!
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