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| Topic: There are NO Dateable Women in Carpinteria Ca. | |
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 After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!!   That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... 
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Let me throw in a correction,
"ON MINGLE" ..that is. |
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Well thats a stinker!!
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Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay!
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Beats not having food within 200 miles.
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Beats not having food within 200 miles. Depends on what you like to eat. |
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Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I would like a margarita! |
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Let me throw in a correction, "ON MINGLE" ..that is. Not on Mingle, DH, POF, Zookers, CS, or even the Pay Sites, however there are plenty of hookers...
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Let me throw in a correction, "ON MINGLE" ..that is. Not on Mingle, DH, POF, Zookers, CS, or even the Pay Sites, however there are plenty of hookers... LOL seems to be a problem for me too; I think CA all together is a crappy place to meet someone decent. I don't bother to look at the matches posted for me because they never change; been the same guys since I got on Mingle...literally like fish in a bucket 
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Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I would like a margarita! Me too Emily!
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Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I would like a margarita! Me too Emily! I would like a Meldoyrita...wait, I mean Margarita. |
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! |
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Sorry to hear that..... Have a margarita and all will be okay! I would like a margarita! Me too Emily! I would like a Meldoyrita...wait, I mean Margarita. I like your first order better!  I'll take an order of tatt'ed ribs!   
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Let me throw in a correction, "ON MINGLE" ..that is. Not on Mingle, DH, POF, Zookers, CS, or even the Pay Sites, however there are plenty of hookers... Someone say hookers? Where? Where????? 
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha!  Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health...  People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things...
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health... People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things...
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health... People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things... What is an "un-web" young mother? Is that NOT having webbed fingers and toes. I thought that was a good thing!
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... perhaps it's the "over-alls"....  Seriously tho, stop lookin', hang out with friends... it will happen!! $.02 
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... That is funny, I use to bang a chick from Carpenteria, then she moved to Yucca Valley with her aunt, and went all Christian, she became a born again virgin. I guess I dated the last dateable girl in that city, ha! Yes, Oxnard is a Bedroom Community for Carpinteria, most of the un-web young mothers have to move to Oxnards and Ventura, or where ever their family is where they can be nursed back to health... People become Born Again Christians, not Born again Virgens, They become New People in Christ, but most of them don't even do that, they simply become Christianeese - that is they act very Christian, but they still do all the same old things... What is an "un-web" young mother? Is that NOT having webbed fingers and toes. I thought that was a good thing! It is always good thing here in Kentucky. Stay away from the webbed ones........ 
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Tue 03/09/10 02:04 PM
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After Several Decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion that there are Not only NO datable Women in Carpinteria Ca. , But there are None within at least 200 miles in any Direction!!! That's ok, because The God of GOOD Times invented Tequila... perhaps it's the "over-alls".... Seriously tho, stop lookin', hang out with friends... it will happen!! $.02 I thought it was the over-alls too. That is kinda of a "specific" style.  Of course, what do I know?? I have on a green hat with a big 'ol clover!
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