Have you ever had something jump on you in the wrong area that gave you a scare? I had mine today. I was about to hop in the shower when something fell on me then on to the floor. When I looked down, I saw it was a baby lizard! I let out a shriek as it ran off. If I can give that little guy a message, it would be my ta tas are not trampolines.

nice

At least the lizard has good taste when it comes to women.

I was in Hawaii, and it was just after a shower.
A cockroach the size of a bus fell on my head.
They have no natural enemies there.
It is their territory.
Screaming does not impress them at all.
You can hide, but they have all day to look for you.
It is safer to avoid Hawaii.

Oh no! They're in Hawaii too! They can't be avoided.
I don't think I'd be thrilled if a cockroach jumped on me too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmQChellJV4


so...THAT'S where this song came from

A long time ago I kept feeling something on my leg in bed one night and kept brushing at it, thinking it was a string or something. Finally I felt it in a very intimate place where nothing should have been since I sleep in the nude and I reached down to brush at it and felt legs. Needless to say I smacked it across the room, flew up out of bed and turned on the light. Just in time to see a centipede crawling under the bed! UGH!!! OMG! I thought I was going to throw my back out from shaking it grossed me out so badly! Thinking about that...that....THING....crawling into a nice warm, wet place that it didn't belong! *shudder* Still gives me the shudders even now talking about it!!!!

Oh god, that happened to me once.. I was in bed (passed out with my jeans on) and this centipiede crawled up my jeans, I must have swatted at it and pissed it of because it bit me on the knee, and the (very) inner thigh. Where I come from, they are extremely poisonous, especially when adults (this thing was like a foot long) and I couldn't walk for about 3 weeks due to my leg being swollen.
Needless to say, it sucked. Haha.

"Aha! There you are!
I have spent all day looking for you."

Soufie's experience was turned into a movie-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk35zer0T10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg8NuOhABgI&feature=related

I want to thank you all for the visuals
of the LIVING NIGHTMARE.
You too, Dodo.
May all your c0cks become roaches :-)

Living Nightmare? You mean like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjiOb8WZoEo

No that was ME!!!! I love Ta tas and all that goes with it!!

Arrrrrrrrrgh.
I was going to wish Damnation Alley were
just around the corner from you.
Turns out, that would be a WEE too close to moi.
And I think J-MV looks scarier now than the roaches

Sadly, that's true.

Lucky lizard. It got to be close to a Mingle2 hottie.

Wow!

The centipede stories are creepy! KodeBlue, sorry the centipede bit you leaving you unable to walk for 3 weeks. That really sucks! But, yeah, I wouldn't want one crawling up me period.

I'm sorry but all I can think of is the lizard doing the triple lindy off your t!ts

That was no lizard. That was a horny toad*.

Of course, anyone would be horny upon seeing chickayoshi stepping into a shower.





[*A horny toad is actually a type of lizard.]