Topic: My 1000th Post in Mingle2
Mirage4279's photo
Fri 01/06/12 07:14 PM
This is my official 1000th post in mingle. Not sure I should be bragging about it I have not even made it to 1st base with any of you yet...And I was actually trying.

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Fri 01/06/12 08:31 PM
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This is my official 1000th post in mingle. Not sure I should be bragging about it I have not even made it to 1st base with any of you yet...And I was actually trying.
:angry: AND YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO 1ST BASE WITH ME BUB!!



drinker laugh Congrats man,,,1000 is a cool mark to reach,

BUT,,now let me say, ITS NOT YOUR NUMBERS THAT ATTRACT,,,
Its WHY YOU HAVE THOSE NUMBERS?

Were they all made with YOU REALLY SHOWING YOUR HEART and COMPASSIONS,,,OR YOUR BEST FUNNY SIDES?

Because , THERE,,,just like the ladies here are..

NUMBERS DON'T MEAN CHIT,,,"YOU", MEAN EVERYTHING!

You could have a Million Posts and STILL be ALONE and BORED and trying to figure out WTF?

You CAN'T just say BLAW on a post and THINK THATS SAYING MUCH ABOUT YOU?

And the LADIES WILL SEE THROUGH,,,numbers,,and LINES,,,so HEART is the BEST YOU CAN GIVE.
That SHOWS OTHERS,,,MORE THAN A MILLION POSTS COULD EVER SHOW.

At 1000 posts if you were TRYING to really make some friends on here,,YOU HAVE THEM ALREADY

IF NOT,,,THEN YOU DIDN'T GIVE THAT YOUR BEST?

This post here will get many replies for many different reasons,,
BUT,,,YOUR OUT THERE,,,I mean YOUR HEART IS HERE...
SOUSE THAT,,and BE READ AND TAKEN FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE INSIDE AS A MAN AND USE THIS POST AND ALL ITS REPLIES AS YOUR TOLLS TO SHOW US AND ALL THE LADIES..simple huh?,,,



OK,,as your thinking WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

ABOUT ME?laugh

I am the one who is going to show you how to become MR. POPLAR ON POST and on MINGLE...OK,,,YOU READY????


First,,,find a phrase....anything,,,THAT YOU LIKE,,,and IT,,FITS YOU and your wit, charms, and mind...

Like,,cool-beans, use-it or lose-it,,GOT YOURS WANT MINE..
Yes,,I know THESE are like silly and NUTS,,,but IF YOU RUN WITH A PHRASE OF YOUR CHOICE,,,,YOU SHALL MAKE THAT PHRASE YOU..
I started out on here with always closing with ,
PEACE,LOVE and BE REAL...
THAT stuck in all of the minds on here to MAKE ME STAND OUT MORE than another here..
I gave REAL thoughts to real questions,,and I might add,,some GOOD ADVICE as well..
Find YOUR FUNNY area to be FUNNY IN,,,and then APPLY THAT,,to as many posts as you have time for,,
SHOW a YOU,,,,THAT JUMPS OUT AT PEOPLE,,like MY CAPS HERE DO..

Everyone on here,,has SOME FORM OF A PERSONAL TRADE MARK,,that HELPS THEM STAND OUT MORE,,,and in THAT,,,YOUR REMEMBERED MORE AS WELL...
Find a Forum that YOU know A GREAT DEAL ABOUT IN IT,,,and USE THAT FORUM to be ALL YOU CAN BE IN IT.

If sending an email to someone new who you like,,
MAKE IT PERFECT,,,as for YOUR BEST,,If YOU spell and use your skills there well,,when in your real life there,,,then DO THAT HERE


But now I'm going to be honest with ya,,and tell you the truth,,I can't remember you in any post I have been in on here,,,so WHY IS THAT?,,Your not speaking enough,,,OR,,,your a one liner in and out,,,and THAT CAN WORK IN A POST,,,
IF YOUR ONE LINE IS SETTING IN THAT POST TO ,,,"STOP" EVERY READER in how FUNNY it was,,,or how YOU IT WAS,,,because THEY,,,have seen THAT before and KNOW ITS YOU.

As for who I am,,is unimportant,,as I am a no-body,,,BUT,,I am a guy who has taken many to be a STAND OUT POSTER,,,in the way they TYPE OUT their words here or what they say when they type...:wink:

Let me give ya a for instance from someone on here,,a long time ago..
Some dude use to always END any reply with,,,LATER

Another lady said,,,Pinch and wink..

One dude ran with always saying the letters,,WTF

BUT in their all,,THAT MADE OTHER KNOW THEM..

And YOUR IN SOME WORLD COMPETITIONS HERE MAN..

YOU get my meaning now,,,so ITS ALL IN YOUR HANDS AND TYPE DUDE..

Think about it,,and make your name,,,well KNOWN..and friends,,will be sending you emails on top of emails because they find YOU,,so cool..drinker :banana: GOOD LUCK,,,and hey,,,I am bored and write A BUNCH,,when I'mlike this,,,lol,Have fun,,and I did TRY here to be honest with ya...








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Fri 01/06/12 08:38 PM
Well I have actually been coming in here for a little over a year. My 1000 posts were spread a part pretty well. And they were pretty well said most of the time I think I got overlooked. I said some pretty witty things that I think ppl did not catch becuase they did not know me really well and did not bother to take a closer look. Then again that only happened a couple times so maybe I should just keep cracking at it.

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Fri 01/06/12 08:53 PM

Well I have actually been coming in here for a little over a year. My 1000 posts were spread a part pretty well. And they were pretty well said most of the time I think I got overlooked. I said some pretty witty things that I think ppl did not catch becuase they did not know me really well and did not bother to take a closer look. Then again that only happened a couple times so maybe I should just keep cracking at it.
When I came on here,,and first TRIED to reply to some posts,,,NO ONE SEEN ME,,PERIOD

I was like what in the hell??

And I kept making my same funny come-backs,,,and nothing?

I then started looking back at the posts and SEE,,who was getting all the attentions,,and WHY?

I saw a dude with no shirt on,,nice pecs,,lol,and a 38 in his hand,
REALLY,,studio shot, and all that jazz,,,BUT,,HE had thirty pages to his post,,and almost all were babes.
Another dude I found,,,drawing in the ladies,,had a tee on,,a wife beeter,,ok,,lol,and his hair like a fifty rocker..
HE had all the girls,,,

SO now, as I had two pic's on of me,,one in a smile and one not.
NO ONE LOOKED AT ME OR MY REPLIES
SO,,I thought about how I could be seen MORE as a bad guy on here,,as THAT seemed to attract the ladies,,

SO I put on an old cut-off tee shirt and put a bandana around my head..I THEN,,made some replies on posts,,and I WAS A SENSATIN IN FIVE MINUTES ON HERE,,,,,lol,TRUTH,,I NEVER LIE!
The Ladues went ape over my pic,,IT WAS COMPLETELY INSANE TO ME THAT ONE PIC,,,MADE ME...on this NET..
All because of a little thought,,and ingenuity and one new picture
posted,,,and THEN DUDE,,,EVERYONE READ ME,,and MADE THEIR COMMENTS ABOUT MY NEW BAD ASSSS PIC,,,laugh

After three weeks posting and replying on here,,and no one giving a rats asss,,I BECAME,,,,,MR COOL,,,,,laugh
and THATS all really,,that quick that it happen,,,and I STILL find THAT,,,,just freakin crazy...

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Fri 01/06/12 08:57 PM


Well I have actually been coming in here for a little over a year. My 1000 posts were spread a part pretty well. And they were pretty well said most of the time I think I got overlooked. I said some pretty witty things that I think ppl did not catch becuase they did not know me really well and did not bother to take a closer look. Then again that only happened a couple times so maybe I should just keep cracking at it.
When I came on here,,and first TRIED to reply to some posts,,,NO ONE SEEN ME,,PERIOD

I was like what in the hell??

And I kept making my same funny come-backs,,,and nothing?

I then started looking back at the posts and SEE,,who was getting all the attentions,,and WHY?

I saw a dude with no shirt on,,nice pecs,,lol,and a 38 in his hand,
REALLY,,studio shot, and all that jazz,,,BUT,,HE had thirty pages to his post,,and almost all were babes.
Another dude I found,,,drawing in the ladies,,had a tee on,,a wife beeter,,ok,,lol,and his hair like a fifty rocker..
HE had all the girls,,,

SO now, as I had two pic's on of me,,one in a smile and one not.
NO ONE LOOKED AT ME OR MY REPLIES
SO,,I thought about how I could be seen MORE as a bad guy on here,,as THAT seemed to attract the ladies,,

SO I put on an old cut-off tee shirt and put a bandana around my head..I THEN,,made some replies on posts,,and I WAS A SENSATIN IN FIVE MINUTES ON HERE,,,,,lol,TRUTH,,I NEVER LIE!
The Ladues went ape over my pic,,IT WAS COMPLETELY INSANE TO ME THAT ONE PIC,,,MADE ME...on this NET..
All because of a little thought,,and ingenuity and one new picture
posted,,,and THEN DUDE,,,EVERYONE READ ME,,and MADE THEIR COMMENTS ABOUT MY NEW BAD ASSSS PIC,,,laugh

After three weeks posting and replying on here,,and no one giving a rats asss,,I BECAME,,,,,MR COOL,,,,,laugh
and THATS all really,,that quick that it happen,,,and I STILL find THAT,,,,just freakin crazy...


yeah I have noticed that before. My friends who went with such a style tended to do better girl wise. I am a programmer though and although I was pretty rebelious when I was younger I think the shirt off when I was in a little better shape than I am now might do me well. I could see you getting the same response with your pic. I reme,ber seeing your name before when I first came on here but I do not remember seeing your picture. But I knew you were a guy so I must have.

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Fri 01/06/12 10:07 PM
EVERYONE gets excited on their 1000th...maybe it means we have found a home....lol. Glad you stuck around...talk moretongue2

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Fri 01/06/12 10:10 PM


Well I have actually been coming in here for a little over a year. My 1000 posts were spread a part pretty well. And they were pretty well said most of the time I think I got overlooked. I said some pretty witty things that I think ppl did not catch becuase they did not know me really well and did not bother to take a closer look. Then again that only happened a couple times so maybe I should just keep cracking at it.
When I came on here,,and first TRIED to reply to some posts,,,NO ONE SEEN ME,,PERIOD

I was like what in the hell??

And I kept making my same funny come-backs,,,and nothing?

I then started looking back at the posts and SEE,,who was getting all the attentions,,and WHY?

I saw a dude with no shirt on,,nice pecs,,lol,and a 38 in his hand,
REALLY,,studio shot, and all that jazz,,,BUT,,HE had thirty pages to his post,,and almost all were babes.
Another dude I found,,,drawing in the ladies,,had a tee on,,a wife beeter,,ok,,lol,and his hair like a fifty rocker..
HE had all the girls,,,

SO now, as I had two pic's on of me,,one in a smile and one not.
NO ONE LOOKED AT ME OR MY REPLIES
SO,,I thought about how I could be seen MORE as a bad guy on here,,as THAT seemed to attract the ladies,,

SO I put on an old cut-off tee shirt and put a bandana around my head..I THEN,,made some replies on posts,,and I WAS A SENSATIN IN FIVE MINUTES ON HERE,,,,,lol,TRUTH,,I NEVER LIE!
The Ladues went ape over my pic,,IT WAS COMPLETELY INSANE TO ME THAT ONE PIC,,,MADE ME...on this NET..
All because of a little thought,,and ingenuity and one new picture
posted,,,and THEN DUDE,,,EVERYONE READ ME,,and MADE THEIR COMMENTS ABOUT MY NEW BAD ASSSS PIC,,,laugh

After three weeks posting and replying on here,,and no one giving a rats asss,,I BECAME,,,,,MR COOL,,,,,laugh
and THATS all really,,that quick that it happen,,,and I STILL find THAT,,,,just freakin crazy...




I saw a dude with no shirt on,,nice pecs,,lol,and a 38 in his hand,
REALLY,,studio shot, and all that jazz,,,BUT,,HE had thirty pages to his post,,and almost all were babes.
Another dude I found,,,drawing in the ladies,,had a tee on,,a wife beeter,,ok,,lol,and his hair like a fifty rocker..
HE had all the girls,,,

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How's come I haven't met these guyswhat think

Mirage4279's photo
Sat 01/07/12 01:48 PM



Well I have actually been coming in here for a little over a year. My 1000 posts were spread a part pretty well. And they were pretty well said most of the time I think I got overlooked. I said some pretty witty things that I think ppl did not catch becuase they did not know me really well and did not bother to take a closer look. Then again that only happened a couple times so maybe I should just keep cracking at it.
When I came on here,,and first TRIED to reply to some posts,,,NO ONE SEEN ME,,PERIOD

I was like what in the hell??

And I kept making my same funny come-backs,,,and nothing?

I then started looking back at the posts and SEE,,who was getting all the attentions,,and WHY?

I saw a dude with no shirt on,,nice pecs,,lol,and a 38 in his hand,
REALLY,,studio shot, and all that jazz,,,BUT,,HE had thirty pages to his post,,and almost all were babes.
Another dude I found,,,drawing in the ladies,,had a tee on,,a wife beeter,,ok,,lol,and his hair like a fifty rocker..
HE had all the girls,,,

SO now, as I had two pic's on of me,,one in a smile and one not.
NO ONE LOOKED AT ME OR MY REPLIES
SO,,I thought about how I could be seen MORE as a bad guy on here,,as THAT seemed to attract the ladies,,

SO I put on an old cut-off tee shirt and put a bandana around my head..I THEN,,made some replies on posts,,and I WAS A SENSATIN IN FIVE MINUTES ON HERE,,,,,lol,TRUTH,,I NEVER LIE!
The Ladues went ape over my pic,,IT WAS COMPLETELY INSANE TO ME THAT ONE PIC,,,MADE ME...on this NET..
All because of a little thought,,and ingenuity and one new picture
posted,,,and THEN DUDE,,,EVERYONE READ ME,,and MADE THEIR COMMENTS ABOUT MY NEW BAD ASSSS PIC,,,laugh

After three weeks posting and replying on here,,and no one giving a rats asss,,I BECAME,,,,,MR COOL,,,,,laugh
and THATS all really,,that quick that it happen,,,and I STILL find THAT,,,,just freakin crazy...




I saw a dude with no shirt on,,nice pecs,,lol,and a 38 in his hand,
REALLY,,studio shot, and all that jazz,,,BUT,,HE had thirty pages to his post,,and almost all were babes.
Another dude I found,,,drawing in the ladies,,had a tee on,,a wife beeter,,ok,,lol,and his hair like a fifty rocker..
HE had all the girls,,,

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How's come I haven't met these guyswhat think

Let me go get my leather jacket and purchase a rebel flag and I'll fake it.LoLsmokin

MariahsFantasy's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:15 PM
:banana: Congrats! I bet it feels amazing. bigsmile

Mirage4279's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:20 PM
Not as amazing as the dancing bannana

MariahsFantasy's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:22 PM
or this cool fan i just bought, MAN it be hot in huure mad

one day ill get there too

soufiehere's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:22 PM
I am also glad you stuck around.
You're a cutie, we can sell you :-)

Mirage4279's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:24 PM

I am also glad you stuck around.
You're a cutie, we can sell you :-)

Sell me???? And use the money to put towards a fan for mariah's fantasy

Ruth34611's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:28 PM
Well, you made it to my friend's list and that's even better than first base! flowerforyou

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Sat 01/07/12 02:31 PM

Not as amazing as the dancing bannana


I don't understand, Your number says 1033 over and over.

Mirage4279's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:31 PM

Well, you made it to my friend's list and that's even better than first base! flowerforyou

This is true. Though first base sounds good toolaugh

MariahsFantasy's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:31 PM


I am also glad you stuck around.
You're a cutie, we can sell you :-)

Sell me???? And use the money to put towards a fan for mariah's fantasy


blushing blushing blushing

im pretty sure at one point id turn to bribery in order to gain attention. or make a sex tape. whichever comes more naturally.

MariahsFantasy's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:32 PM


Not as amazing as the dancing bannana


I don't understand, Your number says 1033 over and over.


yeah noticed this too, now it changed. biggrin

Mirage4279's photo
Sat 01/07/12 02:32 PM



I am also glad you stuck around.
You're a cutie, we can sell you :-)

Sell me???? And use the money to put towards a fan for mariah's fantasy


blushing blushing blushing

im pretty sure at one point id turn to bribery in order to gain attention. or make a sex tape. whichever comes more naturally.

Well if you make a sex tape then I'll be your fan. unless I am in it then I'll be your co-star.. either way