good things come to those who wait
(dont good things come to those who DO SOMETHING?)


don't put all your eggs in one basket
(Tell that to refrigerator manufacturers)

don't let the bed bugs bite
(if they wanna bite, they will...)

it's not the heat it's the humidity
(would you rather be in the middle of a fire, or a sauna?)


A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
(why would you want a bird in your hand?)

better late than never
(tell that to most employers)


you can't judge a book by its cover
(yeah, well theres not really another option when making such a purchase)

Cute thread MsH...

I have always thought the one

Easy as pie was kind of strange. To make a good pie is not easy.

Money isn't everything.
(Tell bill collectors that)

God can't steer a parked car.
(Is God a licensed driver, and if so, which state)

Lays....betcha can't eat just one.
(I ate half the bag last night)

I thought that it was from George Carlin: "New from Nabisco! New Cheese ****! Betcha can't eat just one!"

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.
(Why on earth would you want to do either to a blind animal)

Too many cooks spoil the broth.
(Can no one make a decent meal)

Every cloud has a silver lining.
(Can't say I have ever seen one)

Two wrongs don't make a right.
Two is company threes a crowd.
What goes up must come down.
If you cann't stand the Heat get out of the Kitchen.

If wishes were horses I'd have a stable full
oh yea well ya better wish you also have someone to help clean that stable

"Don't count your carp, before they're hatched."-Alice Cooper
I don't know what it means. You'll have to go ask him.

"There's no such thing as a stupid question" - Oh really, i do believe I've heard a few....

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today" Unless it's Monday? ha..

I love cloud #9 where you just hop on and drift away.

good point

lol

My ex said, "What was his was mine."
(But that didn't last very long.)

A watched pot never boils
(Course not..it's whatever's in the pot that needs to boil)

The Latch String's Always Out
(Probably more popular during the frontier days)

Lightening Never Strikes Twice In The Same Place
(Has anyone ever seriously researched this?)

Driving Like A Bat Out Of Hell
(Is a bat out of Heaven a safer driver?)

It's As Easy As 1, 2, 3....
(Does this mean that 4 thru infinity are much harder to do?)

"You can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar"

Crap seems to have the same effect.

Unless you're a fruit fly...they love taking a swim in vinegar!

There are some good ones on here.

The bird in the hand, though, I believe is with the idea that once it's in your hand, it can then go into a stew. . . .

Loved the one about flies and crap.

So Lays wins the bet.