For those of you who have written me complaining that my profile is too long to read all the way through (which is absurd, because it was only 643,200 words), I have eliminated EVERYTHING that was there before and have done the whole thing over.

Disclaimer: If you are offended by words like "screw" and "hillbilliesque" (I made that one up, but it IS in there) and "cows" and "Gordian Knot," do NOT read my new profile, as it will only upset you and cause migraine headaches.

Anything else you want to know, you will have to ask me.

(((Lex)))) does this mean I have to go back and read your profile yet another time? J/K

You tell them lex!!

Cat, it's still long, it's just not AS long!!

lex, read the new profile. its great but screw you. lol. still takes your breath away to read it but thats you. keep up the good work. we all love ya

My profile is long..my thoughts are this..if you don't want to read it, think its too long then simply you are not worthy...one who is worthy will take the time at some point to read my profile no matter how long or short it is.

I thought your profile was just fine before Lex and its just fine now.

*snort* God forbid anyone pick up a book and read anymore!

I always like read what you write

i HAVE TO SAY LEX, i NEVER READ YOUR PROFiLE BEFORE NOW SiNCE i JUST STARTED GETTiNG iNTO THE FORUMS, BUT YOUR NEW PROFiLE iS AWESOME! HEAVEN FORBiD ANYONE TAKE A MOMENT TO READ ABOUT SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY WANT! MY PROFiLE iS NOT A " JUST ASK iF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE" [[WHiCH iS USUALLY SPELLED WRONG AS WELL]] EiTHER! SO HERE'S SOME KUDOS TO YOU! AND THANKS FOR A GOOD LAUGH.. LOVE THE NEW WORD.. HiLLBiLLYESQUE HAS JUST BEEN STOLEN FROM YOU! HAHA!

chubb, wizer words were never spoken. ( or written )
i've read yours too!! you and lex should hook up, you both have a way with words

I love it.....just tellin it like it is

Hmmm ... mine's kinda long too

What can i say i love those songs

Excellent reading This one should be on the Best Seller list for awhile!

Lex Darlin' You have a great New profile...My complaint is that you fell under the peer pressure and you always stand alone...Tsk tsk. Have a great day my new friend in the JSH world! Smiles,

Well said Lex

So what about all the topics pertaining to size? Does it really matter? Is there a proper way to use a profile?

Is it the size of the person in the profile?
Or the size of the profile in the person?

From what I've read Nus, it's the width...all about the width, and how you use it..

i think it's the size of the profile, if you get my drift.lol

Lex, if they do not like it just tell them were to go. You can practice on my 7 11 lady if you want. I have read your book, countless short stories and poems from you. Your profile is like an appetizer now...lol.



(((((((((((Lex)))))))))))