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Fans of MAD magazine are familiar with the magazine's feature titled "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions".
 What are examples of real-life stupid questions - or strangely worded questions - that you gave a snappy answer to ... or wish that you did. * * * * * I'll go first. The website for a local new station (local for me, anyway) posted a story titled "Can you afford a new baby?" written by Amanda Reaume of Credit.com. In the story's "Comments" section, I replied, "If a person can't afford a new baby, then how about a good used baby instead?" * * * * * Now, what are your snappy answers? |
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A good used baby
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I think it's also kinda stupid when,people just start of questions like,do all men,or do all women ECT or is it just me ?Like seriously?
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When my wife would say " I'm not going to talk to you". And I would answer with " I respect your decision and suggest you start immediately"
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Fans of MAD magazine are familiar with the magazine's feature titled "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions". What are examples of real-life stupid questions - or strangely worded questions - that you gave a snappy answer to ... or wish that you did. * * * * * I'll go first. The website for a local new station (local for me, anyway) posted a story titled "Can you afford a new baby?" written by Amanda Reaume of Credit.com. In the story's "Comments" section, I replied, "If a person can't afford a new baby, then how about a good used baby instead?" * * * * * Now, what are your snappy answers?  This happens when the BRAIN they have left and the MOUTH they are accustomed to using are not connected anymore!!  
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Uh huh.
There's a reason people don't like talking to me.  
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op I believe we learn that as kids
 and I was good with being a smart a.. come back ... now not so much ... 
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When I'm waiting in line for something, like at the check out of a grocery, I don't like to crowd the person in front of me. Usually some
dumb azz will come up and ask me, "are you in line?". Usually I answer with, "no, I'm waiting for the bus." |
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When I'm waiting in line for something, like at the check out of a grocery, I don't like to crowd the person in front of me. Usually some dumb azz will come up and ask me, "are you in line?". Usually I answer with, "no, I'm waiting for the bus." Good one! 
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Mon 12/01/14 10:38 AM
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.....0verheard at grocery store between a nosey lady and the Dude ahead of me at checkout.
-Lady- (with sneer of disapproval)...That sure is a lot of beer -Dude- Ya know? (looks down at beer) My grandfather lived to be 103. -Lady- I suppose he drank a lot of beer? -Dude- No! He minded his own Fn business! I out loud!
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hadn't seen my ex for several years and we ran into each other a month before my birthday.
I think he meant to say my birthday is coming up. but he asked, you still have the same birthday, right? so I said no. I was born to a new set of parents and my birthday is on july 4. don't you see all the fireworks they have in my honor? |
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This thread is soo funny,Dave where's the dam popcorn?!
 
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hadn't seen my ex for several years and we ran into each other a month before my birthday. I think he meant to say my birthday is coming up. but he asked, you still have the same birthday, right? so I said no. I was born to a new set of parents and my birthday is on july 4. don't you see all the fireworks they have in my honor? That's just... 
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This thread is soo funny,Dave where's the dam popcorn?! 
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This thread is soo funny,Dave where's the dam popcorn?! SWEET, a bunny, the deer is in hiding? The deer goes on vacation during deer season. |
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This thread is soo funny,Dave where's the dam popcorn?! SWEET, a bunny, the deer is in hiding? |
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Now its' rabbit season?
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 were the deer |
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