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I can't be bothered with dating anymore.
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Where are they hard to find?
Those type are found anywhere in the world |
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 I read the topic headline and straight away thought redmist, made me laugh when it was you |
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They are all at church.
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They are all at church. thats where they go after a night out |
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Try asking Peter Sutcliffe
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call this number....1-800- Whores~R~Us......ask for Trixie...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlbGQ0xKZbY
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a signout of the corner of his eye...
It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION... 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you! my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER 
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I can't be bothered with dating anymore. so the female dating wasn't working out so you told us you may just take an interest in men, ( trysexual) try anything once. now you want to become (buysexual) if you can't get it you'll buy it. and now you can't even find any to take your money  You couldn't organize a BJ in a whore house, me man. You obviously don't dress yourself in the morning...lol |
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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a signout of the corner of his eye... It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION... 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you! my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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I can't be bothered with dating anymore. I'm sure you can get one coming out of the health clinic.. just double up on the antibiotics |
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I can't be bothered with dating anymore. 
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I can't be bothered with dating anymore. didn't see that.. Red... the KTV... the hotels.. the barber shop.. are you kidding me? |
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I can't be bothered with dating anymore. he's probably been Shanghaied! |
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I can't recall which media personality said it...
But, "if you drag a $20. through a trailer park".......
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I can't recall which media personality said it... But, "if you drag a $20. through a trailer park"....... If that were true, then red6mist could drag a $20 anywhere on Earth. This post brought to you by ... 
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I can't recall which media personality said it... But, "if you drag a $20. through a trailer park"....... If that were true, then red6mist could drag a $20 anywhere on Earth. This post brought to you by ... |
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Edited by
Awatersign
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Sun 03/01/15 07:46 PM
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I can't be bothered with dating anymore.
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