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When I get there I will ask for coffee not beer and patiently wait for the miracle to happen.
 
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The miracle will be you getting through the door never mind coffee!
  
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Edited by
RebelArcher
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Wed 01/13/16 05:09 PM
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Wtf does this....
" When I get there I will ask for coffee not beer..." ....have to do with this? " agreed or not i'm taking you home tonight!!!!"
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I presumed he was referring to the ill-effects beer would have on his manly prowess but I didn't really want to get into too many details!
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agreed or not i'm taking you home tonight!!!! No means no..in any language. |
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I presumed he was referring to the ill-effects beer would have on his manly prowess but I didn't really want to get into too many details!
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agreed or not i'm taking you home tonight! Isn't that kidnapping? Or do you mean their home? ...I think it's still considered kidnapping. When I get there I will ask for coffee not beer and patiently wait for the miracle to happen This reads like you go to a bar, sit there drinking coffee, waiting patiently until....the bar closes? Some girl (or guy, who knows) gets drunk? Passes out? Then, whether they agree to it or not, you're taking them home. Ohhhhhhhh....are you like a professional designated driver? |
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"agreed or not i'm taking you home tonight!!!!" What do you mean? What about if he/she doesn't like you then what?
 Welcome to Mingle anyways! |
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Kidnapping is a serious offence in my neck of the woods...all i am saying...
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It's OK folks, I checked his other posts and he has a 'pretty' heart, so all good!
I think I might wet myself!
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"agreed or not i'm taking you home tonight!!!!"
We call that kidnapping!  Kidnapping is a criminal offense. |
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It's OK folks, I checked his other posts and he has a 'pretty' heart, so all good! I think I might wet myself! OMG...Have you ever heard of depends? I'm just kidding 
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It's OK folks, I checked his other posts and he has a 'pretty' heart, so all good! I think I might wet myself! OMG...Have you ever heard of depends? I'm just kidding They don't stop it happening though Maria, just disguises it!
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Edited by
Unknow
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Wed 01/13/16 06:56 PM
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The miracle will be finding a member of staff that won't laugh at your order and you getting good service
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ohhh...I thought this thread was about cavemen....
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Edited by
Jimmy_roy
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Wed 01/13/16 07:31 PM
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OMG can`t stop laughing reading this thread. Poor english can result in a whole new meaning. agreed or not i'm taking you home tonight! I guess you want to ask "How to attract a person" or "How to land a one night stand" When I get there I will ask for coffee not beer and patiently wait for the miracle to happen So you mean that the person will approach you and take you home. That also sounds really wrong and illegal dude (Prostitution is illegal) |
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"agreed or not i'm taking you home tonight!!!!" We call that kidnapping! Kidnapping is a criminal offense. Does anyone else find this image strangely arousing??... Or is it just me... 
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ohhh...I thought this thread was about cavemen.... Isn't it?? lol 
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Aaaah the moisture I'm sure that post caused..... You silver tongue devil you.
here let me try....Like it or not, I carry date rape drug When I come over I wont ask for coffe, I'll ask for meth....the trailer park caffeine! Did I do good sensei? 
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