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Topic: What is a sign...
Robxbox73 Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 5302	Fri 03/04/16 08:32 PM
My favorite is when your on your laptop falling asleep, then you head butt your laptop. Then you wake up with a nice crease in your forehead.

Jimmy_roy Joined Sun 11/15/15 Posts: 1121	Sat 03/05/16 01:52 PM
Similar one but having keyword's key imprints on you cheek

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Sat 03/05/16 08:02 PM
Sitting behind my computer on a dating site that is more of global message board that is purely for entertainment purposes(for me) .. when it has nothing to do with the real person behind the keys of this old machine.. But I guess it could be misconstrued as the years start to accumulate and my true identity lost in cyberspace.. "Live Long and Prosper"

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Sun 03/06/16 08:47 AM
You download the "MINGLE2" app and can not open it.. you smash your phone and take hostages at your local supermarket..

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Sun 03/06/16 08:35 PM
Your neighbors know you're single but her you giggling all night till the wee hours or the morning...

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sun 03/06/16 08:38 PM
You download the "MINGLE2" app and can not open it.. you smash your phone and take hostages at your local supermarket.. Taking hostages: There is an app for that.

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Sun 03/06/16 08:41 PM
You download the "MINGLE2" app and can not open it.. you smash your phone and take hostages at your local supermarket.. Taking hostages: There is an app for that. Yes but you have to CAT_puture them first

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Mon 03/07/16 05:39 PM
A sure sign that you are progressing in this new found relationship, is when she agrees to meet, and then gives you the email add , along with phone number...and you only take down the phone number only....lol...

PacificStar48 Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 13764	Mon 03/07/16 05:48 PM
You have so many posts some of the keys have the paint worn off. lol

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Mon 03/07/16 06:18 PM
When you look at the keys, and only some are worn off, and then you look at the number of posts....and wonder how that happened...

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Sat 03/12/16 10:03 AM
When you are outside and someone asks you a question,,, you look for a reply button

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Sat 03/12/16 10:07 AM
When someone tells you their favorite number is 999....or the inverted 666...No , NoBootyHunter, I already know your fav. number...lol...

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Sat 03/12/16 10:15 AM
When you are outside and someone asks you a question,,, you look for a reply button weird...thought all us girls had a reply button

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Sat 03/12/16 12:20 PM Edited by NOBootyHunter on Sat 03/12/16 12:21 PM
When you are outside and someone asks you a question,,, you look for a reply button weird...thought all us girls had a reply button I know of another button, but that's not a Reply button.. Just sayin'

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Sat 03/12/16 12:24 PM
When I pick her up she invites me in offers a drink says "ill be ready in a minute" then comes from her room in yoga pants turns around and says "Do these pants make my butt look big?"

TMommy Joined Fri 05/10/13 Posts: 9850	Tue 03/15/16 08:07 PM
when the sight of your own profile pics make ya slightly nauseated for feeling slightly narcissistic...

NOBootyHunter Joined Sun 02/14/16 Posts: 2433	Wed 03/16/16 11:36 AM
The last time you had a bath the news channels were talking about y2k..

adivorcedone Joined Wed 08/12/15 Posts: 7591	Wed 03/16/16 11:44 AM
You waiting for her to get ready to go out.....as usual...when she asks for help to do up the zip on her dress.....and you dont mind being late, because she is soo worth it...

Scarecrow060972 Joined Thu 01/08/15 Posts: 57	Fri 03/25/16 06:22 AM
When my jeans make a sound like velcro as I separate from my computer chair...

Twintidbits24 Joined Tue 07/28/15 Posts: 825	Fri 03/25/16 06:42 AM
When your cat throws his bowl at you. Good One....Lolzzzzzz....