If You Were King Or Queen Of Your Own Kingdom, What Would Be Your First Law Or Decree ?

From now on, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as Johns.

In my kingdom.. 3 strikes & you are out!

No more over crowded prisons & less repeat offenders.

No 4 th marriages or live in's either.

No more multi traffic violations or tickets.

No more than 3 children & a permit is required if people can afford them.


.* I could do this all day... *

All men has the right to have 10 wives
oh, its my kingdom, make it 15

Geez! This really interferes with my '3 child limit'



*I am going to need another really BIG wall *

In my kingdom,
The right to bear bacon, shall not be infringed.

All able bodied persons, shall become proficient with blade and archery.

"Bolt on" hood scoops, shall be an offense worthy of the offending possessor, being drawn and quartered.

Study of Chivalric Code, shall be mandatory.
If folks are gonna use words to romanticize the MediEval era,
know wtf the words mean.
(not directed at OPie. She knows her words).

There shall be no social assistance, to those who haven't served the kingdom well.
Lazy, will not be rewarded.

Men AND women, shall have equal rights.
As long as all remember, that I, the king, own all the game in the forests, and all the fish in the sea.

Ummm.. are there other people in my kingdom?... and is my kingdom bigger then my house ?..because right now! I am king of my domain...lol

Okay, I stopped laughing. Now I have to correct you... you are NOT king of your domain ... you have two teenage kids! They run the house. You gotta wait till they leave the nest. Then Milo will be king of your domain. And by that time you got a missus, who will take over reign.
Forget about it, No1. It ain't gonna happen no more!
Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a tough message. Just pour yourself a big glass of whiskey, knock it back in one go. You'll feel a lot better once that kicks in!!

OMG Patrick Stewart
He's so sexy! Well, he was when a bit younger still

No more violence! And the first one to break that rule will get their @$$ kicked in jail That'll teach 'em!!
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Religion will be banned and anyone trying to do religion will be shot on the spot!

I would have all offenders of laws prosecuted and punished swiftly ESPECIALLY law breakers who are in positions of authority ie politicians, judges, police men etc.

I would decree a thorough assessment of all the people that are incapable of earning a living vs people who are not and issue assistance only to the latter.

I would pump more of the kingdom's money into outlets for sports, the creative and performing arts and other recreational activities to keep youths productively engaged

I would make parenting classes mandatory to the nation after the age of 21 and refresher courses at age 30

I would decree the end of 40 % of the meetings held in the land. They are often such a freakin waste of everyone's time !

In my kingdom....

CASH & barter system only

.lol too true..lol.. but for just a moment.. it was nice to suspend reality. And dream that I! was king..lol..

Commando!

well,in my kingdom....

1) all women must show me their boobs,atleast once a day

2) all women must know how to cook

3) no woman is allowed to complain to me about their day

4) no dudes (except myself of course) are allowed in my kingdom.....

my only rules:

no religion of any kind

people need to learn to govern themselves, so don't bother me with your petty problems.. if i have to get involved in something stupid, heads will come off...

everyone will pay the same percentage of taxes, 35% no exceptions... or heads will roll...

gay women will be accepted, but no gay men... they will just have to find another place to live... no exceptions...

Fantasy laws. Okay.

Most of mine are "skin in the game" kinds of things.

Such as, that no member of Congress can have Medical coverage for themselves or their family, which is greater than the AVERAGE care available to everyone in their district, and the cost to them will be proportional to their relative pay scale.

And speaking of relative pay, I'd like to see penalty fees be proportional too. So when I decide to park illegally (just for a minute, really!), and the fine is one percent of my weekly pay, the same should be true for the rich jerk in the Jag. If I pay $100, he pays $2000. The point IS, to discourage bad behavior, by making the penalty actually get their attention, right?

All penalties that large corporations have to pay, due to the illegal actions of their leadership, should come 100% out of the pockets of THE LEADERSHIP. Not out of the corporations' income. And they are NOT permitted to raise prices or lower employee pay or benefits to make up the difference.

A big and complicated one:

anyone who wants to make money from an endeavor, has to pay the full ACTUAL costs of production, and not be allowed to pretend those costs don't exist, and leave them for the rest of us to deal with.

So, if you pollute my water table in order to get rich manufacturing something, you have to pay 100% of the cost of cleaning that mess up, not pass it on to the next generation. And if you use up the lives of employees, you can't expect the rest of us to pay to care for them when you're done using them.

Similarly, if we know an activity pollutes too much HERE, you can't pay someone to do it ELSEWHERE, and then sell the products HERE.

If you profit by using up the ability of a human being to function physically and mentally, you have to pay for the full cost of that, not just for the amount it costs them to survive for the moment. In other words, treat human resources as well as you treat inanimate resources. When you own a fleet of cars, you pay the cost, not only of gas and oil, but for maintenance and full replacement costs for parts, and even disposal of the vehicle upon it's reaching end of life.

No one is allowed to "game" the measurement of wealth in any way. That is, no accounting tricks to pretend that you have NO income when the tax bill is due, while at the same time enjoying a life of luxury and privilege for the rest of the year.

Any time someone claims that they are NOT using and abusing people or creatures who others say that they are, the way they are required to prove otherwise, is to switch places with them for a full year.