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Topic: Say Something Vague - part 10
Kindlightheart's photo
Sun 09/03/17 08:21 PM
Wow..been on this site for over three years..so many are gone..but to those that remain..thank God..I truly love you all..despite our differences..beautiful is what all you are.!

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Mon 09/04/17 10:47 AM
awww, shucks. blushing

mzrosie's photo
Mon 09/04/17 01:58 PM
Edited by mzrosie on Mon 09/04/17 02:26 PM
If someone disappears without so much as see ya later gator, does it mean anything?

... at all?


no and mind my own business?


ok then sad2

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Mon 09/04/17 02:14 PM

Or to phrase that another way ... I may not be a proctologist but I know an ******* when I see one :-)
I may not be a proctologist but ill take a look !!!

Tom4Uhere's photo
Mon 09/04/17 03:52 PM
For all the different common snack chips (crisps) like potato chips, corn chips, popcorn and such. As far as I know ony Pork Rhinds (Cracklings) are made of meat.

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Mon 09/04/17 09:24 PM

For all the different common snack chips (crisps) like potato chips, corn chips, popcorn and such. As far as I know ony Pork Rhinds (Cracklings) are made of meat.

wait till you taste crispy pork rhinds from our country it is so addictive and yummy that you will not get old...eating it all the time makes you die uounger lol. :angel:

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Mon 09/04/17 09:24 PM
younger i meanslaphead

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Tue 09/05/17 01:42 PM


Oh piss off...

What... Not vague enough... *headtilt*
such colourful language young lady laugh waving



Touche'! I forgot to say Please and Thank you... *laughing*

laugh waving

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Tue 09/05/17 01:47 PM
Baby cows play

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Thu 09/07/17 02:47 PM
Edited by no1phD on Thu 09/07/17 02:50 PM


Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).

June 25, 1745
My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.... Albert Einstein laugh laugh

just for you laugh laugh
.. wasn't Einstein a bachelor..?..lol..
Nevermind just looked it up he just looks like he should be a bachelor always disheveled

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Sat 09/09/17 01:27 PM
Missing one cable... Demmit...

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 09/09/17 04:19 PM
. . . or so I heard.

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Mon 09/11/17 03:56 AM
Trippy strobe lights...

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Tue 09/12/17 05:07 AM
I need more coffee for this BS...

stan_147's photo
Tue 09/12/17 12:06 PM
No, I'm not excited to see you. And yes, that is a loaded gun in my pants!


And, I am actually wearing pants.

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 09/12/17 02:03 PM
Something Vague - part 10

Stu's photo
Tue 09/12/17 02:17 PM
I have one

Stu's photo
Tue 09/12/17 02:25 PM

ball


I chuckled. ...

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Tue 09/12/17 02:52 PM
i'll risk it for all the cool gifs

Stu's photo
Tue 09/12/17 03:48 PM



I have one
ball


I chuckled. ...


So glad you didn't edit your comment. :joy:


rofl rofl rofl

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