http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/666226/Tyrant-Kim-Jong-un-bans-weddings-funerals-tighten-grip-North-Korea/

DICTATOR Kim Jong-un has banned all weddings and funerals in North Korea as the tyrannical leader tightens his grip on the secretive state.

The tubby leader is preparing for his own coronation party as the reclusive nation gets set to host its first Congress in a whopping 36 years.

The war-crazed nation is also expected to formally declare itself a nuclear-armed state as well as Kim Jong-un being crowned supreme leader.

Weddings and funerals have been cancelled for security reasons while the rogue state's congress meets, according to sources.

Pyongyang has also been placed in lockdown to avoid a “mishap” during the dictator’s momentous coronation.

The tyrant is set to be announced as supreme leader

Cheong Joon-hee, spokesman at South Korea's Unification Ministry said: “Strengthening security can be seen as a measure to prevent mishaps over the party Congress.”

North Korea announced the Korean Workers’ Party Congress last year but will finally form on May 6 with thousands of delegates travelling to the capital this week.

Congress will last four or five days and will look into how the tyrannical nation presents its pursuit of nuclear weapons.

The secret state has restricted movement in and out of Pyongyang since mid-April, as well as stepping up its domestic surveillance.

Since January Kim has launched a spate of nuclear tests along with a host of missile tests as it looks to bolster its nuclear arsenal.

The bizarre policy comes after a defector revealed the crazed leader has banned North Koreans from taking part in – or talking about – sex.

Ji-Min Kang said sex was seen as “a form of hedonism that people aren’t allowed to talk about or experience”.

Sooo.. He is a egomaniac tyrant who can't get it up.(Which explains his missile/phallic symbol thing).And no one is to have any joy or tears, because all emotions are for him & only him... Got it.

Psycho-Fatso!

* The God gives sunlight to grow grass for the people.

* All the children of Kim Jong-il are said to have lived in Switzerland, as well as the mother of the two youngest sons, who lived in Geneva for some time.
* The Kim clan is also said to organize family meetings in Switzerland at Lake Geneva and Interlaken.[26]


** 10 Everyday Activities That Are Illegal In North Korea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGU_BrRlvB8

Good thing I don't live in Korea since I would be executed for at least 9 reasons out of 10..

Life is not without its irony :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5ZRE26YWM





Bear wrestling matches are illegal in Alabama.

It's legal to shoot bears in Alaska, but it's not legal to wake a bear up for the purpose of taking its picture.

Mine workers in Arizona will need to find another outlet for their anger, or to give away phone numbers. Writing in toilet stalls is prohibited just for people who work in mines.

In Arkansas, pinball games are prohibited by the law from giving more than 25 free games to a high scorer.

We don't know if frog racing is a prominent occurrence in California, but the state has a law that forbids a frog that dies in a frog race from being eaten.

Aspen is the perfect snowy getaway, but don't have too much fun. In the Colorado city, snowball fights are actually illegal!

Get out your scales, people. In Connecticut, a bushel of potatoes must, by law, weigh 150 pounds.

In the First State, it's illegal to sell the hair of a dog.

Sorry if you were feeling sexy today, female hot dog stand workers in Broward County. For some reason, it's illegal for this specific group of people to wear a g-string.

Idaho takes their food very seriously. The state prohibits sale of eggs from another state without warning, and anyone who uses flour that's not enriched with vitamins can face 30 days in jail!

It's a sad, sad time in Illinois. According to state law, happy hours are actually prohibited.

It's illegal to sell cold beer in Indiana in a grocery store. If you want to get a chilled brew, you'll have to make a trip to the liquor store.

It's illegal to surf while drunk in Iowa. This is actually a good policy, but it's ridiculous in the landlocked state of Iowa.

Apparently it's possible to modify the weather in Kansas, but it's illegal to do so without the proper permit.

Dueling might've been how we solved our problems in the olden days, but now we rely on verbal arguments. For this reason, all Kentucky lawyers must swear an oath to refrain from dueling.

In Louisiana, it's against the law to insult players at a sporting event.

It's no secret that Maine takes its seafood very seriously. In the state, it's illegal to place green crabs next to soft-shell crabs.

It's a crime in Maryland to possess more than 3 turtles at one time. There goes your dream of owning Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael...

Chivalry is alive and well in the lawbooks of Michigan. In the state, it's illegal to use foul language in front of a woman.

In Minnesota, it's illegal to go hunting with a ferret.

It's illegal to pretend to be blind to make money in the Show Me State.

Be sure you're watering your lawn and only your lawn in Montana. It's against the law for a water sprinkler to get a passerby wet.

In the city of Ogallala, it's illegal to disturb public dirt. We're guessing this isn't strictly enforced though...

Michigan has respect for women and Nevada has respect for the dead. In the state, it's prohibited to use bad language in front of a dead person.

Save your seaweed harvesting for the daytime, New Hampshirites. The state prohibites seaweed harvesting at night.

In Haddon Township, flirting with somebody against their will is punishable by law.

We don't know where you'll find a ski lift in New Mexico, but if you do, it's illegal to get on it while drunk.

It's illegal to walk in public with an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sundays in New York.

North Carolina has some well-fed pigs! The state makes it illegal to serve food to pigs that hasn't been thoroughly cooked.

Kangaroo boxing is a crime in this state. Okay, but where would anyone in North Dakota even get a kangaroo?

If you want to hear only good news from a fortune-teller, then head to Pennsylvania. A Pennsylvania fortune-teller cannot charge money to try to shorten someone's life.

In Texas, taking more than 3 sips of beer at a time while standing is illegal. I'm sure nobody in Texas has ever done that...


http://www.brainjet.com/places/3296/50-craziest-things-illegal-in-each-us-state#page=11

December 22, 2015
On Tuesday, a North Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman lashed out against Canadian officials in a quote to Korea’s KCNA news agency.

“Public officials of Canada, including its premier, have been rashly unleashing malicious slander against our republic about the hard labor for life sentence against him,” a North Korean spokesman said according to Reuters.

“We cannot suppress outrage that the Canadian government dares to pick a quarrel with our fair and just judicial decision speaking of ‘concern’ and ‘violation of international law’ when its citizen has committed a vicious crime against us.”


* Sorry, The only foreign threat to Canada is Hypothermia.

Well this is probably a good thing.. They aren't real nice when awoke.. Just saying since I do live in Ak.. and I wouldn't wake a bear to snap its picture..

It's pretty funny it needs to be stressed, No selfies with Grizzlys!!!

Crazy tourists

** Lets hope China "cleans-house" soon

http://blog.victimsofcommunism.org/10-absurd-things-that-actually-happened-in-north-korea/

they do seem to be getting a little tired of lil' kim and his antics...