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justinlove9000
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Sat 06/03/17 02:58 AM
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Well starting a relationship
here is all there is to it,after discovering each other are not bother each otherable person types or nut cases or something sit on a sofa watch tv laugh at each other being nervous about being in the same room after a online greeting look at photo albums each others socks styles eat a agreed on meal be seen nervously on the back porch with each other go back inside stay the night and do what each other is naturally made for see each others freckles and skin spots and scars and hair,is that freckle skin cancer,I never have had less than hair there but heard about it then one of you farts, ok a little turd fell out onto the sheet,now after that yer just about to go to sleep and phone rings,"is he as nice as he said he is"he better not hurt you"yeah mom your on speaker phone too he heard you |
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I think I'm gonna try Google Translate on that...
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Where I got lost was this bit
'Well ' 
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Well starting a relationship here is all there is to it,after discovering each other are not bother each otherable person types or nut cases or something sit on a sofa watch tv laugh at each other being nervous about being in the same room after a online greeting look at photo albums each others socks styles eat a agreed on meal be seen nervously on the back porch with each other go back inside stay the night and do what each other is naturally made for see each others freckles and skin spots and scars and hair,is that freckle skin cancer,I never have had less than hair there but heard about it then one of you farts, ok a little turd fell out onto the sheet,now after that yer just about to go to sleep and phone rings,"is he as nice as he said he is"he better not hurt you"yeah mom your on speaker phone too he heard you Wow...Here lemme see ifn I can fixit fer ya? Well starting a relationship here is all there is to it. After discovering each other, are not bother each otherable person types or nut cases or something. (not really sure what that means?) Sit on a sofa, watch tv, laugh at each other being nervous about being in the same room (after a online greeting). Look at photo albums, each others socks styles, eat a agreed on meal, be seen nervously on the back porch with each other, go back inside, stay the night and do what each other is naturally made for. See each others freckles, skin spots, scars and hair,is that freckle skin cancer? I never have had less than hair there but heard about it. Then one of you farts, ok, a little turd fell out onto the sheet. Now, after that, yer just about to go to sleep and phone rings,"Is he as nice as he said he is?" "He better not hurt you!" Yeah, mom your on speaker phone too! (He heard you!) |
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Im lost
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Im lost That's probably a good thing 
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There is a possibility that the OP is not an english language speaker, I'm not clicking his profile to find out.
How can a translation malfunction mis-transcribe: Then one of you farts, ok, a little turd fell out onto the sheet. Now, after that, yer just about to go to sleep EW! Tell me buddy, did you change the sheets or sleep with the turd? EWW again! |
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I'm wondering if this is supposed to be funny or impressive or was it meant to be disgusting.
A grown man FFS |
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I really dont understand. I'm sorry
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The conclusion of your description is" foreplay " .
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Well starting a relationship here is all there is to it,after discovering each other are not bother each otherable person types or nut cases or something sit on a sofa watch tv laugh at each other being nervous about being in the same room after a online greeting look at photo albums each others socks styles eat a agreed on meal be seen nervously on the back porch with each other go back inside stay the night and do what each other is naturally made for see each others freckles and skin spots and scars and hair,is that freckle skin cancer,I never have had less than hair there but heard about it then one of you farts, ok a little turd fell out onto the sheet,now after that yer just about to go to sleep and phone rings,"is he as nice as he said he is"he better not hurt you"yeah mom your on speaker phone too he heard you You just met someone and you $hit in bed? |
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Something fell out!!.. something fell out..!!WELL!!..DON'T JUST LAY THERE !! GOOD GOD MAN!! PUT IT BACK IN QUICK!!. .BEFORE SHE NOTICES. ..LOL..
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Well starting a relationship here is all there is to it,after discovering each other are not bother each otherable person types or nut cases or something sit on a sofa watch tv laugh at each other being nervous about being in the same room after a online greeting look at photo albums each others socks styles eat a agreed on meal be seen nervously on the back porch with each other go back inside stay the night and do what each other is naturally made for see each others freckles and skin spots and scars and hair,is that freckle skin cancer,I never have had less than hair there but heard about it then one of you farts, ok a little turd fell out onto the sheet,now after that yer just about to go to sleep and phone rings,"is he as nice as he said he is"he better not hurt you"yeah mom your on speaker phone too he heard you You just met someone and you $hit in bed? |
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This has got to hit the top
 "strangest post" .  |
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I think I kind of got this post after reading it about 5 times, and was going to attempt to explain it, but he deactivated. There is no point now. I do think he should learn how to use punctuation.
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Well starting a relationship here is all there is to it,after discovering each other are not bother each otherable person types or nut cases or something sit on a sofa watch tv laugh at each other being nervous about being in the same room after a online greeting look at photo albums each others socks styles eat a agreed on meal be seen nervously on the back porch with each other go back inside stay the night and do what each other is naturally made for see each others freckles and skin spots and scars and hair,is that freckle skin cancer,I never have had less than hair there but heard about it then one of you farts, ok a little turd fell out onto the sheet,now after that yer just about to go to sleep and phone rings,"is he as nice as he said he is"he better not hurt you"yeah mom your on speaker phone too he heard you Usually in the beginning of a relationship, you do discover a lot of things about each other. Some people are not bothered whether you are crazy or not  no matter how awkward or nervous they are, still they continue to just go with the flow and fun of getting to know each other. Discovering things about each other , acceptance follow, the good and the ugly things are ignored, what matter's you enjoy each embarrassing, romantic, exciting and awkward moments ...hoooolah what?! did you fall out of bed? well, did this happen on the same day of first meeting? Oh I hope not, well, wherever the relationship leads you both, when you clicked, good. The start of your relationship was really fun and as always, when young ones are in love, parents can't avoid to remind or give warning to their daughter or son. But it's kindah funny and embarrassing too when you hear the parents warn your girlfriend  well, what's the ending? Anybody got hurt? Is everyone okay? 
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