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Are x and y two men .. I do not understand Kurdish jokes   ************** The letters x and y, I think, were mixed with the genetic code XX and XY. No, it has nothing to do with it. I had to choose a different letter when choosing a letter, which would be better. * ("so, x no more marriages, no more hometown ").  * There are many such talks in Kurds. * a little thought-provoking, somewhat sympathetic, Like a little puzzles, and a little pinned. * In this regard, there are two men from two different cities. * an experienced joke. * we are so fond of being ludicrous among us. * As soon as I come to mind, I say other things (or facts). ************ Yeah: x and y; two separate men and two separate cities. (now I gave you the exact answer) |
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^^^ I will honestly confess,..I LOVE IRISH & BRITISH HUMOUR. *** First of all, let me say: - I agree with the forms for the first time, - I have never participated in forms in Turkey, -and I agree with you with google translation, - Your aunt google quotes you what you wrote, - and I have to believe that the goalkeeper tells me. (because we do not hear each other, there is no other chance) * You gave me an answer recently. I have understood this very badly, - yesterday, google sometimes translating different words, then it is understood differently, - sometimes it seems like a positive negative, - somehow, it seems like a negative positive. -Bunu, I just got new ******************************** after, I wrote you some words that will upset you, break your heart (maybe google did not translate like this, but I know I answered harshly). *** now really; -you, Your -şahsiyeti, -if I have pity your soul, or -If you broke your heart * ***I apologize to you.*** *** this is how many days I'm standing inside, I always wanted to share this with you. *** I, -I'm unaware of someone, and I am very uncomfortable with it, -the others are upset with each other, - surely but surely I do it, and I do not love it at all, * Allah does not love them, * - my heart breaks quickly but quickly, but I'm in a hurry, *** I hope that auntie google translated as needed *** live healthy... 
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the man sells a cow to the other, but his cow has no teeth))) .. [this happened 10 years ago, the man who sold the ivy told me)))))] * that's all for now * *** this is enough, maybe later, in the coming days, ***
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 12/12/17 04:37 AM
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Mr. Pepinofruit above, did you read and understand? |
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What's the difference between Hard and Light ?
You can go to sleep with the light on. 
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^^^
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose. 
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^^^ Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A: A wet nose. the idea that the dog nose smelled good, but, I have a clue that the gynecologist's nose has a very good smell. 
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 12/12/17 06:37 PM
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Hemorrhoids jokes
Cоmedian Jon Kind did a joke abоut hemorrhoids at the time he had to gо to the doctor bеcausе he thоught he had a hеmorrhoid. He had to bent over the tablе аnd the doctor looked at his behind and said, I don’t see anything! Jоn said! Yup,‘Gotсha mate, I made you look at my A$$ again! It has a moral behind it mate, if in doubt, don't ask aunty Google.  *********************************************************** Q - What do gay men call hemorrhoids? A - Speed bumps. ********************************************************** Automotive is on aisle 10. The man asks, How did you know I needed oil? The Greeter says, It’s my job. Anothеr guy walks in and he says, Welcome to Wаl-Mаrt – Sporting Goods аre on аisle 16. The guy asks, How’d you know I wanted a hunting rifle? The Greeter says, It’s my jоb – it’s what I do.” Then a woman walks in аnd the Greeter says, Welcome to Wal-Mart. Tamрons are on aisle 3. Thе womаn says, I’m not here for tampons – I need hemorrhoid cream. The Greeter says, Dаmn! Missed it by аn inch! ****************************************************** |
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attention:
The story described below is true. It happened about 10 years ago. this to me; aa, a cow seller, told me. **************************************** aa sells an old cow, an old uncle (bb person) with no teeth in his mouth. but you can not tell him that your cock is old, that you are not in your mouth, so aa person tricks the person bb. * this is the event ... * one week later; ************** bb: alo, good evening, i meet with aa aa: good evening, yes my BB: Good morning, hello, how are you, good aa: thank you uncle, how are you, good bb: Look, there is no tooth in my mouth. aa: can, ??? !!! BB: I'm looking at you, there are no teeth in your cow. A:  bb: come on now, find a solution to this. Do you have my teeth anymore? Or would you take your cow's teeth? you decide. |
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A sadist and a masochistic get married.
They get back to the honeymoon boudoir and the masochistic says, "OK now HURT ME!" The sadist says, "Heh heh....No." |
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There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters. The first farmer asks, "I'd like to buy a rooster." The second farmer says, "No problem. What's he for?" The first farmer says, "I want a rooster so that my chickens can have more chickens and lay more eggs." The second farmer points to a rooster, "Okay. Take Brewster over there... he'll do all your chickens for you." The rooster he pointed out was lying on his back and breathing heavily. The first farmer exclaims, "What? You've got to be kidding. That rooster is practically dead! He's breathing like there's no tomorrow." The second farmer says, "Don't worry, he'll do fine. I guarantee he'll do all your chickens and you'll end up with more eggs than you could ever imagine." Well, the first farmer thinks about it, and finally agrees, "Okay. A guarantee is a guarantee. Sold." He scoops up Brewster and lays him in the back of his truck. As soon as the farmer pulls into his yard, Brewster leaps out of the truck and grabs a chicken. After he's done with one, he does another, and another... The farmer says, "Take it easy Brewster! You're going to hurt yourself!" Brewster just waves, grabs another chicken, and nails that one too. He proceeds to do all the chickens just as the other farmer had promised. When he finishes the chickens, he runs after the dog, and does him too. The farmer is starting to get a little worried. Brewster then does the cat, the horse, and all the other farm animals too. He then starts chasing after the farmer's wife! Some time passes and the farmer can't find Brewster anywhere. He looks everywhere and eventually finds the poor rooster on his back, motionless, with a flock of vultures circling overhead. The farmer cries out to himself, "Oh no! I told him to be careful! Now look what's happened." Brewster opens one eye and whispers, "Shhh! They're about to land." |
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This is the best clean joke ever! I hope everyone likes it.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............ (scroll down) > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box." |
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well grand dad did it on mrs.browns boys lol.
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Thu 12/14/17 05:48 PM
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^^^
^^^ " spiceduplifestyle " Like the old saying !! Never underestimate the old folks, they sure can pull a leg or a stunt.
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Awww Pepe ... i hope she didn't eat the jigsaw for breakfast ********************************** Poor ole auntie ..lol |
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There once was a farmer who had a few chickens. For financial reasons, the farmer wanted to increase the egg production from his chickens and go into business. And so, the farmer set out to buy a rooster. He drove across the county to another farm that had many chickens and roosters. The first farmer asks, "I'd like to buy a rooster." The second farmer says, "No problem. What's he for?" The first farmer says, "I want a rooster so that my chickens can have more chickens and lay more eggs." The second farmer points to a rooster, "Okay. Take Brewster over there... he'll do all your chickens for you." The rooster he pointed out was lying on his back and breathing heavily. The first farmer exclaims, "What? You've got to be kidding. That rooster is practically dead! He's breathing like there's no tomorrow." The second farmer says, "Don't worry, he'll do fine. I guarantee he'll do all your chickens and you'll end up with more eggs than you could ever imagine." Well, the first farmer thinks about it, and finally agrees, "Okay. A guarantee is a guarantee. Sold." He scoops up Brewster and lays him in the back of his truck. As soon as the farmer pulls into his yard, Brewster leaps out of the truck and grabs a chicken. After he's done with one, he does another, and another... The farmer says, "Take it easy Brewster! You're going to hurt yourself!" Brewster just waves, grabs another chicken, and nails that one too. He proceeds to do all the chickens just as the other farmer had promised. When he finishes the chickens, he runs after the dog, and does him too. The farmer is starting to get a little worried. Brewster then does the cat, the horse, and all the other farm animals too. He then starts chasing after the farmer's wife! Some time passes and the farmer can't find Brewster anywhere. He looks everywhere and eventually finds the poor rooster on his back, motionless, with a flock of vultures circling overhead. The farmer cries out to himself, "Oh no! I told him to be careful! Now look what's happened." Brewster opens one eye and whispers, "Shhh! They're about to land." OK, the message of this admiration was understood, * I will be very careful if I see my cock. but very careful. * thanks also for your warning ... |
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^^^^^^^^
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The missing rooster !!
A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried: "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no, I mean has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no, I mean has anybody seen my cock?" All the nuns stood up!
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