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Topic: Tell me a joke. 😅😂
snagglepuss74
Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 220 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: What do you call a dog with no legs?? Legless  call it what you will, it ain't comin' ey ? |
Mrmxb
Joined Tue 11/21/17 Posts: 9686 |
it is necessary to wear a new leg in the dog, this is the appropriate one.
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oo7agent
Joined Mon 06/22/09 Posts: 3 |
Why does Santa drink milk after delivering gifts
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oo7agent
Joined Mon 06/22/09 Posts: 3 |
A penis
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oo7agent
Joined Mon 06/22/09 Posts: 3 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: What do you call a dog with no legs?? Legless |
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Jnadaesimposible
Joined Tue 10/11/16 Posts: 150 |
Legless penis Yes you are |
bureche8
Joined Sat 01/13/18 Posts: 770 |
Hotdogs
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Robxbox73
Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 5210 |
Ok a giraffe, a gorilla and a monkey walk into an Irish pub...
The bartender looks up and says Get the F@#$ outta here, we dont serve yer kind!!! |
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Robxbox73
Joined Sun 12/27/15 Posts: 5210 |
Blonde Joke alert!
Blonde asks her friend...What does IDK mean?? Friend...I don't know... Man!!! Nobody knows!!!     |
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SDSCFof2
Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324 |
how can you tell a philipino chick is lieing?
her lips are moving. 
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12747 |
Police on the search for a serial killer, 7 victims so far, all stabbed to death with a knitting needle.
They think he’s following some sort of pattern. |
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12747 |
My wife divorced me because she said I was obsessed with football.
We’d been together for 10 seasons. |
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BagsyU
Joined Mon 01/01/18 Posts: 118 |
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
Halloumi |
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Mrmxb
Joined Tue 11/21/17 Posts: 9686 |
I love playing soccer, but I love watching a little. I do not know what to say, so I have not gotten divorced with my wife. *** after that I can say that I will not be obsessed with football. *** life is ... |
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wellworn
Joined Wed 09/14/16 Posts: 4587 |
At a Pink Floyd concert, a guy turns to someone sitting next to him, and makes a remark that is unusual to see an empty seat at these gigs,
the other guy says, well my wife and I have been Floyd fans since the 60s, and we have never ever missed one of their concerts, but sadly she has just recently passed away, hence the empty seat, the other guy says, oh i´m sorry to hear that,but could you not find any of your friends or family to come with you, he turns back to him and says no, they are all at her funeral. |
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Mrmxb
Joined Tue 11/21/17 Posts: 9686 |
I understand, it seems to have been saved ...
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Toodygirl5
Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 13376 |
What did the man say to the Wolf?
We speak the same language! 
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Mrmxb
Joined Tue 11/21/17 Posts: 9686 |
Wolf is scared of this man. )))) |
Narlycarnk
Joined Fri 10/28/16 Posts: 814 |
Though I may often be wrong, I am never uncertain!
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 12747 |
I’ve started going up to peoples doors and preaching about my new gym, it’s called Jehovah’s Fitness
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