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Well first I'd meet her at the gun shop
then mozie on down to the gun range. then to the gunsmith to engrave our initials on the guns and have em cleaned. then we'd head over to the "shoot em up, gun em down" burger joint for a snack.  |
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Yeah, I guess in this day women AND men should opt for safety first. Anymore, predators can be either sex. True, a friend of mine packs a pistol in her purse for a first date. But she is in Chicago..so... Though, she's not a lunatic, and carries it for safety in certain situations, it makes me want to warn all the men out there watch out for wacko women who might be toting.  Really wacko cause they tote ohhh hell nooooo... Girl you must have never been to Texas here your wacko if you don't tote.. I don't carry mine with me yet got to get permitted first then it will be on me~~~  Ladies usually ask me if I’m carrying a piece in my pocket, I just casually reply ‘no, I’m just happy to see you’ |
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Edited by
Ness_a
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Sat 02/03/18 01:25 PM
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Yeah, I guess in this day women AND men should opt for safety first. Anymore, predators can be either sex. True, a friend of mine packs a pistol in her purse for a first date. But she is in Chicago..so... Though, she's not a lunatic, and carries it for safety in certain situations, it makes me want to warn all the men out there watch out for wacko women who might be toting. Really wacko cause they tote ohhh hell nooooo... Girl you must have never been to Texas here your wacko if you don't tote.. I don't carry mine with me yet got to get permitted first then it will be on me~~~ I didn’t mean she’s wacko for totin’...just look out if she’s totin’ AND wacko! |
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Yeah, I guess in this day women AND men should opt for safety first. Anymore, predators can be either sex. True, a friend of mine packs a pistol in her purse for a first date. But she is in Chicago..so... Though, she's not a lunatic, and carries it for safety in certain situations, it makes me want to warn all the men out there watch out for wacko women who might be toting. Really wacko cause they tote ohhh hell nooooo... Girl you must have never been to Texas here your wacko if you don't tote.. I don't carry mine with me yet got to get permitted first then it will be on me~~~ I didn’t mean she’s wacko for totin’...just look out if she’s totin’ AND wacko! Well so is Txsgal. She just prefers perfume as a weapon 
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Yeah, I guess in this day women AND men should opt for safety first. Anymore, predators can be either sex. True, a friend of mine packs a pistol in her purse for a first date. But she is in Chicago..so... Though, she's not a lunatic, and carries it for safety in certain situations, it makes me want to warn all the men out there watch out for wacko women who might be toting. Really wacko cause they tote ohhh hell nooooo... Girl you must have never been to Texas here your wacko if you don't tote.. I don't carry mine with me yet got to get permitted first then it will be on me~~~ I didn’t mean she’s wacko for totin’...just look out if she’s totin’ AND wacko! Well so is Txsgal. She just prefers perfume as a weapon 
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You have a date coming from out of town. I wouldn't date someone that lived "out of town." Unless I was having an affair. Then I'd want to go to their town. Or maybe meet them at another town. They’ve requested you plan what you would consider a perfect date in your town. Great, I hope she likes the shiny foil bikini and the smell of coconut oil as she massages me and feeds me pizza. And if they're traveling, why aren't I? Why the hell force someone to travel to my town? How about we both travel, I'll meet you in Bermuda or something. Describe the date you’d plan for them. Whatever I felt like doing and they can come along. But it won't really take them into that much consideration if they're just going to show up and expect me to entertain them. What am I? A free hookerconcierge? (On fantasy dates, money is no object, so live it up! ) Oh. If this one date is all magical and money is no object for this one fantasy date then I take them to McDonalds, and send them home after I cash in the magic date voucher for a few billion, then retire somewhere tropical and invest in Japanese sex bots.  lmao
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Yeah, I guess in this day women AND men should opt for safety first. Anymore, predators can be either sex. True, a friend of mine packs a pistol in her purse for a first date. But she is in Chicago..so... Though, she's not a lunatic, and carries it for safety in certain situations, it makes me want to warn all the men out there watch out for wacko women who might be toting. Really wacko cause they tote ohhh hell nooooo... Girl you must have never been to Texas here your wacko if you don't tote.. I don't carry mine with me yet got to get permitted first then it will be on me~~~ I didn’t mean she’s wacko for totin’...just look out if she’s totin’ AND wacko! Well so is Txsgal. She just prefers perfume as a weapon Hey it worked he finally went back to his seat and sulked lmao.... |
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Yeah, I guess in this day women AND men should opt for safety first. Anymore, predators can be either sex. True, a friend of mine packs a pistol in her purse for a first date. But she is in Chicago..so... Though, she's not a lunatic, and carries it for safety in certain situations, it makes me want to warn all the men out there watch out for wacko women who might be toting. Really wacko cause they tote ohhh hell nooooo... Girl you must have never been to Texas here your wacko if you don't tote.. I don't carry mine with me yet got to get permitted first then it will be on me~~~ Ladies usually ask me if I’m carrying a piece in my pocket, I just casually reply ‘no, I’m just happy to see you’   Hummmmmm so ya show them how happy you are?? lmao 
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Hey it worked he finally went back to his seat and sulked lmao.... I had to Binaca a guy in the face at a concert once. He was with friends who (fortunately) didnt blame me. As a bonus, security saw the whole thing, but couldnt get there in time, so they moved me and my friend to a seat closer to the stage and gave us backstage passes too. I got to meet Phil Collins. 
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Yeah, I guess in this day women AND men should opt for safety first. Anymore, predators can be either sex. True, a friend of mine packs a pistol in her purse for a first date. But she is in Chicago..so... Though, she's not a lunatic, and carries it for safety in certain situations, it makes me want to warn all the men out there watch out for wacko women who might be toting. Really wacko cause they tote ohhh hell nooooo... Girl you must have never been to Texas here your wacko if you don't tote.. I don't carry mine with me yet got to get permitted first then it will be on me~~~ Ladies usually ask me if I’m carrying a piece in my pocket, I just casually reply ‘no, I’m just happy to see you’ Hummmmmm so ya show them how happy you are?? lmao
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Yeah, I guess in this day women AND men should opt for safety first. Anymore, predators can be either sex. True, a friend of mine packs a pistol in her purse for a first date. But she is in Chicago..so... Though, she's not a lunatic, and carries it for safety in certain situations, it makes me want to warn all the men out there watch out for wacko women who might be toting. Really wacko cause they tote ohhh hell nooooo... Girl you must have never been to Texas here your wacko if you don't tote.. I don't carry mine with me yet got to get permitted first then it will be on me~~~ Ladies usually ask me if I’m carrying a piece in my pocket, I just casually reply ‘no, I’m just happy to see you’ Hummmmmm so ya show them how happy you are?? lmao Blushes 🤫 |
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Fine dinning, historical site seeing, talking about everything getting to know one another! This is a real date, did it several times inperson!  Low key, romantic...nice! Yes I live in the Real world!
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