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| Topic: What happens if a spider enters in ur stomach while asleep? | |
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trying not to laugh ., pretty much ., there is another option which involves stirrups and massive long retractors to try and catch the spider but to be honest she has likely already laid all her eggs by now . I think Tintin should at least TRY the stirrups and probe, get a feel for his feminine side. We could watch....in support, of course.  just a couple of questions tintin... Do we need to give you a Brazilian before the procedure .. it will make it easier for us to see the 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷 Do you have any preference for which type of speculum you might like ... plastic or metal ... they both basically do the same job but one is disposable and slightly more flexible ., the other is reusable .. much harder but can be warmed :/) And lastly What size modesty undies will you need .. they are paper and rip-apart for easy access ., Will keep you snug while we fit the stirrups  |
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Edited by
iam_resurrected
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Sat 04/28/18 05:00 PM
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you're ok thread Op. nothing to worry about. spiders can actually only survive the human males stomach if it's been over 3 months since he last had sex with a woman. for those who fall into that category, they will need to have their stomach's pumped
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The pain is gone now. Maybe it was a small mouse that entered inside, because the pain was moving around in the stomach. What else could it have been anyway? Bacteria? Kidney stone? I dont know.
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The pain is gone now. Maybe it was a small mouse that entered inside, because the pain was moving around in the stomach. What else could it have been anyway? Bacteria? Kidney stone? I dont know. Next time you think you have swallowed a spider, just take a whole bottle of barbiturates. It may not kill the spider but I can guarantee you won't ever feel the pain anymore  
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The pain is gone now. Maybe it was a small mouse that entered inside, because the pain was moving around in the stomach. What else could it have been anyway? Bacteria? Kidney stone? I dont know. Maybe a large long pregnant tapeworm. It gave birth to 62 babies while inside you. That's what you had moving around in your stomach. You need to drink 4 cups of beet juice, 3 cups of milk, 1 cup of lemon juice & 1/2 gallon of picke juice to be rid of that tapeworm family in your tummy. |
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Because i had big stomachache when i woke up in the morning without having eaten anything? Could it have been a spider? But lasted for 1 hour only No spider is going to be able to penetrate your stomach lining. Nor will it be able to survive your stomach acid long enough to matter. lol Rest easy friend. lol |
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Well this is the World Wide Web
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Spider, fly, bird, hampster...whatever.
The way my guts been working, that litlle bugger would be flying outta my arse in about half an hour. |
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rains has been feeding you well i take it pancho?
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Because i had big stomachache when i woke up in the morning without having eaten anything? Could it have been a spider? But lasted for 1 hour only yup....eating spiders is a lot like eating chinese food... an hour later,and you are hungry again!! |
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Now its past, but i think im going to have diarrhoea or something, i have pain in the anus now. Very strange well, thanks a lot for that very private information... we really needed to know this. |
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Maybe this is how Spiderman started! They found my daddy? 
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I think he gave it to me...
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I can't hear about this guys. No spiders. not before bed.
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I can't hear about this guys. No spiders. not before bed. The itsy bitsy spider, climbed up cats bed post....🕷🕸 |
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Thanks stu. Nightmares for me.
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I'm also watching Jaws now. Double nightmare.
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Edited by
Stu
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Thu 06/14/18 07:05 PM
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Don't mention it...
Hummm... you know spiders spin a web around their catch to keep it for later... then they come back and suck your guts out..muwahaha . |
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I'm also watching Jaws now. Double nightmare. That's on you! 
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Yeah, you're right Stu.
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