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Topic: Maintenance Agreement
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Thu 05/24/18 02:52 PM
Those things are best left as personal.

Once a month I go to the local tire Center and have my d**k aligned and my balls balanced

No reason for her to know about that

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Thu 05/24/18 02:54 PM

Those things are best left as personal.

Once a month I go to the local tire Center and have my d**k aligned and my balls balanced

No reason for her to know about that
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/24/18 03:02 PM



Always a thinker. Such a blessing.

It’s a no no.

Solitude is the best.


Yours is not to seek for love but rather to find and destroy the barriers you have built against it. Rumi

(I told you that you would see this quote again)flowerforyou


Ill OPEN up someday.

I died to the mineral state and became a plant,
I died to the vegetal state and reached animality,
I died to the animal state and became a man,
Then what should I fear? I have never become less from dying.
At the next charge (forward) I will die to human nature,
So that I may lift up (my) head and wings (and soar) among the angels,
And I must (also) jump from the river of (the state of) the angel,
Everything perishes except His Face,
Once again I will become sacrificed from (the state of) the angel,
I will become that which cannot come into the imagination,
Then I will become non-existent; non-existence says to me (in tones) like an organ,
Truly, to Him is our return.

Do you read him? He is very Smart. I bought His book.(just one).
flowerforyou


Yes. This is Gorgeous. Thank You!

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Thu 05/24/18 03:05 PM
No

Toodygirl5's photo
Thu 05/24/18 03:05 PM
Edited by Toodygirl5 on Thu 05/24/18 03:07 PM
oops

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/24/18 03:06 PM

laugh


Beach, I think somewhere in the agreement there has to be an agreement to not keep adding more to the original agreement, lol.


NS!
rofl rofl rofl

Rock's photo
Thu 05/24/18 04:39 PM

slaphead How do I get myself into these things? (How do I keep this brief?)

A platonic friend posted something about going "all natural" (no not nekked, it's about female grooming). I replied, "I know it is not easy and sucks, but I will do 100 situps a night if you will deal that s#!t!"

The Beeeach called me out!oops

Now this is honor system between friends. They don't have to be 100 in a row but between 4P..12(effin)A...I have to do 100. (She was never going to stop grooming anyway.....BEEEEEACH!)

Would this (with some forgiveness) ever work in a romantic relationship?


Wait!

So, you agreed to do sit ups,
if your lady friend, doesn't go
all out Chewbaca ?

Did I correctly understand your post?


Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/24/18 04:46 PM
LMAO! Yah, I got worked this round RG!

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Thu 05/24/18 04:47 PM
all i can say is

SparklingCrystal πŸ’–πŸ’Ž's photo
Thu 05/24/18 04:51 PM


slaphead How do I get myself into these things? (How do I keep this brief?)

A platonic friend posted something about going "all natural" (no not nekked, it's about female grooming). I replied, "I know it is not easy and sucks, but I will do 100 situps a night if you will deal that s#!t!"

The Beeeach called me out!oops

Now this is honor system between friends. They don't have to be 100 in a row but between 4P..12(effin)A...I have to do 100. (She was never going to stop grooming anyway.....BEEEEEACH!)

Would this (with some forgiveness) ever work in a romantic relationship?


Wait!

So, you agreed to do sit ups,
if your lady friend, doesn't go
all out Chewbaca ?

Did I correctly understand your post?



I'm so relieved that I'm not the only one who doesn't understand the question.
I also don't get that Chewbaca btw. There's about 5 different explanation on Google Slang.

In order to answer Beach's question: NO it won't ever work in a romantic relationship as she won't even understand what the hell you mean flowerforyou tongue2

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/24/18 05:07 PM
Chewbaca...Hairy creature from the movie "Star Wars" Oh nevermind lol!!
I think you know Crystal.

doing 25 situps

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/24/18 05:16 PM

Those things are best left as personal.

Once a month I go to the local tire Center and have my d**k aligned and my balls balanced

No reason for her to know about that



As a PSA I'll say, Be VERY careful with the PSI!

RustyKitty's photo
Thu 05/24/18 05:23 PM

slaphead How do I get myself into these things? (How do I keep this brief?)

A platonic friend posted something about going "all natural" (no not nekked, it's about female grooming). I replied, "I know it is not easy and sucks, but I will do 100 situps a night if you will deal that s#!t!"

The Beeeach called me out!oops

Now this is honor system between friends. They don't have to be 100 in a row but between 4P..12(effin)A...I have to do 100. (She was never going to stop grooming anyway.....BEEEEEACH!)

Would this (with some forgiveness) ever work in a romantic relationship?


I am confused.Doesn't "all natural" mean that she DOES NOT groom/shave ? Having hair would be natural..
Grooming is a personal choice and source of pride for some... and if their grooming habits are gross or are non-existent, then there is no relationship other than friendship. I don't think grooming habits are up for bargaining.

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/24/18 05:32 PM
some understand, some do not
Sorry you are left out

SparklingCrystal πŸ’–πŸ’Ž's photo
Thu 05/24/18 05:41 PM

Chewbaca...Hairy creature from the movie "Star Wars" Oh nevermind lol!!
I think you know Crystal.

doing 25 situps


Vaguely rings a bell... I never was into Star Wars. I'm a Trekkie. You know... the series where they always ask Mr Scott for more thrust laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 05/24/18 05:50 PM


Chewbaca...Hairy creature from the movie "Star Wars" Oh nevermind lol!!
I think you know Crystal.

doing 25 situps


Vaguely rings a bell... I never was into Star Wars. I'm a Trekkie. You know... the series where they always ask Mr Scott for more thrust laugh


That's HOT!.:wink:

No Crystal, I was just wondering about what is "healthy" challenges in a relationship. (I'm being a bit flippant right now, but can we push each other without feelings getting hurt?)

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Fri 05/25/18 12:04 AM
I wnat to meet you

SparklingCrystal πŸ’–πŸ’Ž's photo
Fri 05/25/18 02:21 AM
Edited by SparklingCrystal πŸ’–πŸ’Ž on Fri 05/25/18 02:22 AM



Chewbaca...Hairy creature from the movie "Star Wars" Oh nevermind lol!!
I think you know Crystal.

doing 25 situps


Vaguely rings a bell... I never was into Star Wars. I'm a Trekkie. You know... the series where they always ask Mr Scott for more thrust laugh


That's HOT!.:wink:

No Crystal, I was just wondering about what is "healthy" challenges in a relationship. (I'm being a bit flippant right now, but can we push each other without feelings getting hurt?)

Hmm... how bout the challenge within a romantic relationship that each week both parties have to do something that isn't normal within the relationship. No set day or time, so it's always a surprise.
Think of the option and opportunities of that! Dang, I would sure as hell be up for that. I can already feel my temperature rising just thinking of it blushing
It doesn't have to be sexual, can be baking a cake, taking her out to dinner, waiting for him to come home in a sexy outfit and not allowing him to touch till after dinner, can be a BBQ, anything, as long as it's outside of the relationship routine.

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Fri 05/25/18 03:08 AM
Ok beach .. why would you have any interest in a platonic friend doing the natural vagazzle ....

I hope you read the small print .. if you think sit-ups are all you have to do .. that is hilarious :joy:

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Fri 05/25/18 07:45 AM
have you done your 100 push ups yet?

is she going to show you the bush? or do you take her at her word?

does that mean she wont shave her mustache if she has one?

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