dear santa ...

I am in love with the diamond bracelets which double as handcuffs :

laugh:

sometimes santa needs a little help to get the perfect gift .

What would you like to be surprised with this Christmas ?

If someone gave you a love coupon .. what would your reaction be

Some kitchen towels to go with my brand new scrubbies


And...

Hope santa gets the.."and " part right river

Have you seen the boyfriends that grow in water (from 2 inches to 12 ) still rather short

I'd like a gargantuan positively polarized magnet, and an attitude adjustment wand. The magnet to attract and trap negativity for later recycling. I already have a wand I can use to adjust my own attitude... just need one that's detached to zap the curmudgeon
out of others without being charged with indecent exposure.

I'd want to study the terms of use before accepting a love coupon.

I would check any info on the coupon to see what my next move would be.

I would be hoping it had a photo at least so that would determine if I pursued it any further because if I'm not attracted to her then it's a no go.
Otherwise I would get in touch with her and take it from there.

She gave me the coupon so I know she likes me so that's half the battle won.. I think!

Blondey:
It just so happens that I have a diamond bracelet that I'm sure would fit your slim wrists.. now what did I do with that key!!

Dear santa.

I would like a new lump of coal to with the other 44 you've given me.


Might as well be realistic.

Eternal youth.


Depends on who gave it to me.

Instead of the $5 check is it enclosed in the card my grandmother sends every year?

Is it handed to me by the 60 year old male bus driver with gout?

Is it one of 10,000 handed out by the the junkie hanging out in front of the std testing clinic?

The hot chick I always ride the elevator up with at work?


And what exactly does the love coupon promise?
1 week off waiting for sex with every new date?
10% off a speed dating event?
A free medium fries with all this shake?

A trip for two to a special Bed & Breakfast !

Santa,

Some teeth please.. PLEASE !!!

Death
Yes, Santa, bring me death.
I'm not really depressed but I do know that the longer I am alive, the worse the pain and sickess will get.
So, death.

What I'd want is another home. I'd want that to be in a different area in one sense, but in another... then I'd be further away from my kids, and I'm so enjoying seeing them more often.

Okay, until I figure that one out... A holiday to Scotland! In summer 2019, too cold there now, hihi.

Oh Santa,

another vehicle too would be nice...

You may want to specify that one a bit! "Another vehicle" can be both an upgrade or downgrade...
Be careful what you wish for.

Maybe the blow up ones would be better, I'll just have to remember to keep him away from sharp objects

Merry Christmas Blondey

Well, ok.. one that runs without a blown head gasket? Lol

I dont mind older, as long as a/c and heat works, and I aint gotta have work done to it.. ?

I would like some boots to wear in the snow in the new year.

Love Coupons? Depends what's expected, you have to be careful in the cold weather.

I was Blessed with a New 2018. But Santa had. NOTHING to do with it.

Wellbeing for those suffering. That is what would truly make me happy. And healing for the time . . .