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Topic: You are a Menu..
soufiehere's photo
Thu 03/12/20 03:10 PM
So, you are a menu..what is on it?
What are your specialties/a la carte items?
Is your price right?
Is it appealing?
Smell good?

 ☮️ Coolchic Dee 💟's photo
Thu 03/12/20 03:23 PM

Well, what’s on me at the moment is a few greasy fingerprints, until someone wipes me off...laugh
But my daily specialties are mostly vegetarian dishes with pasta and lots of WINE :wine_glass:! biggrin drinker

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 03/12/20 03:31 PM

So, you are a menu..what is on it?
What are your specialties/a la carte items?
Is your price right?
Is it appealing?
Smell good?


That's a rather suggestible question...
Of course it's appealing, and the smell is great!
Price is right for what I offer. Few may be able to afford it or willing to pay it, but that's okay. I'm fussy.
What's on the menu is a bit mysterious. I don't like routines, I do like things to be pleasantly surprising.
But regardless of what's served, the quality will be good, as will the service be.
And the establishment will help create the right vibe.
I'm already liking this!

cajunman59's photo
Thu 03/12/20 04:22 PM
I'm a fast food menu: Fast, Cheap and Easy happy

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 03/12/20 04:44 PM

So, you are a menu..what is on it?


Answer:






Rock's photo
Thu 03/12/20 04:48 PM
Makes it really hard to troll a topic,
when OP is an admin.

grumble


I'll be back.

Fiddlemaker's photo
Thu 03/12/20 04:55 PM
If I were a menu you all would starve
Easy going and pretty bland.

no photo
Thu 03/12/20 05:03 PM
laugh

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Thu 03/12/20 05:13 PM


So, you are a menu..what is on it?


Answer:







Computer says "no!"


If and when I get another kittycat I want it to be like that first one love
I was seriously looking for one last year, but since I'm not entirely sure how my current cats will feel about it I decided to leave it.

soufiehere's photo
Thu 03/12/20 05:15 PM

I'm a fast food menu: Fast, Cheap and Easy happy
hahaha I am the long hand-printed menu, without prices listed ;-)

soufiehere's photo
Thu 03/12/20 05:16 PM


Well, what’s on me at the moment is a few greasy fingerprints, until someone wipes me off...laugh
But my daily specialties are mostly vegetarian dishes with pasta and lots of WINE :wine_glass:! biggrin drinker
I think wine cleans grease ;-)

soufiehere's photo
Thu 03/12/20 05:23 PM

That's a rather suggestible question...
Of course it's appealing, and the smell is great!
Price is right for what I offer. Few may be able to afford it or willing to pay it, but that's okay. I'm fussy.
What's on the menu is a bit mysterious. I don't like routines, I do like things to be pleasantly surprising.
But regardless of what's served, the quality will be good, as will the service be.
And the establishment will help create the right vibe.
I'm already liking this!

What if they order..but finish before they have eaten everything?
Some items on my menu will not keep.

soufiehere's photo
Thu 03/12/20 05:25 PM

If I were a menu you all would starve
Easy going and pretty bland.
Hot sauce.
Add hot sauce.

Bastet127's photo
Thu 03/12/20 06:24 PM
It would be in foreign language, that way you
never know what you’re getting, but it’s
guaranteed to knock your socks off :)-

no photo
Thu 03/12/20 06:25 PM


If I were a menu you all would starve
Easy going and pretty bland.
Hot sauce.
Add hot sauce.


and plenty of fresh cracked black pepper.

soufiehere's photo
Thu 03/12/20 06:32 PM

It would be in foreign language, that way you
never know what you’re getting, but it’s
guaranteed to knock your socks off :)-
I understand, I have one printed in braille ;-)

soufiehere's photo
Thu 03/12/20 06:33 PM

and plenty of fresh cracked black pepper.
This may make you too sneezy to enjoy ;-)

no photo
Thu 03/12/20 06:35 PM
So, you are a menu..what is on it?

Beef.

What are your specialties/a la carte items?

Cake.

Is your price right?

If you have the right budget.

Is it appealing?

Like a monkey with a banana.

Smell good?

Ambrosiacal.


no photo
Thu 03/12/20 06:39 PM


and plenty of fresh cracked black pepper.
This may make you too sneezy to enjoy ;-)



hasn't yet (knock on my skull)

Bastet127's photo
Thu 03/12/20 06:42 PM


It would be in foreign language, that way you
never know what you’re getting, but it’s
guaranteed to knock your socks off :)-
I understand, I have one printed in braille ;-)


did you blind side the krupa with it? haha!

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