One of my favorite Lee Evans jokes:

Why is it when your lost your wife says "Oh, let's just go home." "What? We're frickin lost!!"

Awww

well that's easy peasy perfesser

since home is where the heart is just stop the car and let her out

Me too! I'm very fussy about folding it back properly. Same with newspapers. I hate it when people mess that up because they can't browse through the pages normally then fold it into one mess.
Must be a childhood trauma, or maybe a kindergarten teach who gave me chit for it?

However, I do love GPS. Google Maps Go. Always updated, always current info on traffic jams and sending you via another faster route etc. And it doesn't cost anything.
When I need it I set it to speech so I can keep my eyes on the road.
The only bummer is it sometimes says something like "Turn north on XYZ". I don't frigging know where north is when I'm driving!

Erm... not sure I get that one...

Typical male also will scratch himself in front of his girl.

If you're lost, how do you find your way home?

I'm a woman, I ask directions :)

I'm sorry, I'm male, so although I understand the words, that sentence makes no sense to me.