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Topic: guy walks into a bar
motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21334	Wed 03/31/21 09:45 AM
and orders a drink. Then he pulls a twelve inch tall guy out of his pocket and a small piano. Little guy starts playing all kinds of music. Bartender asks the guy what's the deal. Guy says,"well I was out hunting and I found a wood nymph stuck in a trap. I freed her and she granted me a wish". Bartender says, "and you wished for a twelve inch pianist???" Guy says, "well I guess she was a little hard of hearing."

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and orders a drink. Then he pulls a twelve inch tall guy out of his pocket and a small piano. Little guy starts playing all kinds of music. Bartender asks the guy what's the deal. Guy says,"well I was out hunting and I found a wood nymph stuck in a trap. I freed her and she granted me a wish". Bartender says, "and you wished for a twelve inch pianist???" Guy says, "well I guess she was a little hard of hearing." FUNNY

Sparky Joined Mon 01/24/22 Posts: 233	Fri 07/15/22 07:01 AM
and orders a drink. Then he pulls a twelve inch tall guy out of his pocket and a small piano. Little guy starts playing all kinds of music. Bartender asks the guy what's the deal. Guy says,"well I was out hunting and I found a wood nymph stuck in a trap. I freed her and she granted me a wish". Bartender says, "and you wished for a twelve inch pianist???" Guy says, "well I guess she was a little hard of hearing."

Douglas Joined Thu 04/21/22 Posts: 359	Mon 04/03/23 05:06 AM
and orders a drink. Then he pulls a twelve inch tall guy out of his pocket and a small piano. Little guy starts playing all kinds of music. Bartender asks the guy what's the deal. Guy says,"well I was out hunting and I found a wood nymph stuck in a trap. I freed her and she granted me a wish". Bartender says, "and you wished for a twelve inch pianist???" Guy says, "well I guess she was a little hard of hearing." The bartender went out to the same woods to try his luck and came back with a dozen ducks waddling behind him.

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