When's the last time that you've been fishing?

While she's powdering her nose, dash outside and let the air out of one of her car tires. When she's ready to leave, you can impress her with your skills in the manly art of tire changing. Just make sure you target the right car... otherwise AWKWARD!

Shouldn't be awkward at all....in fact, that's a first date right there. Drive around to parking lots and look for cars with a flat. Can't find any...no probs, change the tire anyway. There's nothing more swoon-worthy than a man who "helps" out a stranger.

1. Never try to impress her, or you'll feel like you always have to.
2. Don't waste your money on them.
3. Don't buy her steak when she's used to hamburger's.
4. Always be yourself.
5. If she's not impressed with your presence, drop her.
6. Stick to your principles, never settle.
7. Don't ever invite a woman to what you enjoy, she'll spoil it on purpose.

Just a few quotes from Sir.... there's plenty more !

Wow, I wish the person you'll date all the best

If you've used all the tips we've provided so far and you're still searching...this one will absolutely, positively work.

Found someone you like while scrolling through profiles? Great!! You've almost found THE ONE. Click on the profile...if you can send likes, hearts, nudges, kisses, (whatever the site allows you to send) do that.

Do NOT send an email...ever...no one likes someone who gets too personal (and let's face it, all an email do is ask your business...that's nothing a partner needs to know).

Now for the next 60, 90, 120 days (who knows how long it will take for them to keep ignoring you), log in EVERY day and view their profile. That's it. Done!! I personally guarantee you success in....

I am ready for you

That brings us to another winning dating technique: spamming. It makes no sense to join in with others on a forum as nobody wants a partner who is just going to behave well and follow simple social rules. Instead, illustrate how free-thinking you are by interrupting topics on forums with your own selfish intents. This will surely make people swoon with admiration and make them feel safe in contacting you, knowing that you have already shown a disregard for social etiquette.

I don't know about guys in shirts, but guys in suits sure like girls.
And here are some dating tips.
1 – If any interaction ends in a hook-up, date, etc – amazing!

2 – If it ends in nothing but a friendly conversation – even better – because you can make new friends like that, take her phone number for later use to expand your social circle and so on! Or even because having a friendly conversation is actually NICE and enjoyable, since we are all people and it’s better than sitting home alone!

3 – If your interaction ends up with a totally brutal rejection or she screams at you out loud, slaps you and throws a drink at you, or whatever other incredibly, exaggeratedly bad thing that you can imagine happens – it’s perfectly fine too! – because you will get a lot of experience out of that, gain more reference points to your interactions, realize what you did wrong and why she reacted like that and get a chance to calibrate yourself for LATER! All your bad interactions will eventually make you better, that’s how you LEARN.

4 – If your interaction ends up with you getting killed – what the HELL were you even doing? Snap out of it, get back to the real world, no one ever got killed trying to approach and talk to a girl, unless she was simultaneously in the embraces of a huge redneck with a shotgun called Bubba - stop making up random outcomes or excuses not to talk to girls!