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Topic: Cost of living crisis
delightfulillusion Joined Fri 06/24/16 Posts: 119332	Fri 11/18/22 10:05 AM
With the recent cost of living crisis a husband and wife were talking to see where they could cut costs. Husband to wife: “If you were any good at housework, we could get rid of the cleaner”. “Well” the wife replied, “If you were any good in bed we could get rid of the gardener!”

Mefikit Joined Thu 07/02/20 Posts: 485	Fri 11/18/22 10:23 AM


Unknow Joined Wed 08/12/20 Posts: 431	Fri 11/18/22 10:25 AM
So it means that the gardener is not really needed for the garden.

JulieABush Joined Thu 01/26/17 Posts: 3175	Fri 11/18/22 01:54 PM
Funny . I think the point here is the husband doing the gardening since you work in a bed to do so.

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8916	Fri 11/18/22 07:00 PM
Can I see a photo of her gardener please I need a hand in my garden

Zaki Joined Mon 08/23/21 Posts: 6	Fri 11/18/22 08:02 PM
If I know this story before I would try to be a gardener

Unknow Joined Wed 08/12/20 Posts: 431	Fri 11/18/22 09:16 PM
Funny . I think the point here is the husband doing the gardening since you work in a bed to do so. Yes very good observation. The pun here is bed.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21345	Fri 11/18/22 09:34 PM
Can I see a photo of her gardener please I need a hand in my garden The pool boy drown????

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8916	Fri 11/18/22 10:28 PM
Can I see a photo of her gardener please I need a hand in my garden The pool boy drown???? hahaha no .. “still haven’t found what I am looking for “

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Neumbe Joined Fri 12/02/22 Posts: 2	Thu 12/22/22 09:59 AM
The gardener is to be fired

Lover of love and romantic Joined Tue 11/22/22 Posts: 49	Thu 12/22/22 12:12 PM
Can I see a photo of her gardener please I need a hand in my garden Oh my God, how cute you are, you deserve thanks

Calsiam Joined Sat 08/27/22 Posts: 4	Mon 12/26/22 12:43 PM
🤣

willing Joined Fri 10/02/20 Posts: 13	Mon 01/02/23 10:40 PM
haha

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sonofrangi Joined Sat 03/07/20 Posts: 281	Mon 04/03/23 05:23 AM
ooooh....that's gotta hurt lol

Senat Joined Wed 06/07/23 Posts: 4	Thu 06/08/23 12:48 AM
you are a naughty girl

sonofrangi Joined Sat 03/07/20 Posts: 281	Sun 06/11/23 03:14 PM
🤣🤣🤣 the ol bush trimmer works well both outside and indoors...so I've been told

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