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Edited by
Carlos
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Wed 03/11/26 02:39 PM
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Taking a Gal on Your First Date Together
Dumpster Hoping for Dinner.
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Garlic and onions.
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Sauerkraut. It makes you blow out winds of a special kind
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Sauerkraut. It makes you blow out winds of a special kind That's why restaurants put parsley on your plate. So when you break wind it smells like parsley. |
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No roller coaster ride after that fine dining experience.....
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No belching, farting, or nose picking until the second date.
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a Big No-No :
Bragging to Your First Time Date, by Showing Her a Ruler.
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showing her pictures of your ex in your wallet!!
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Haha
I think I’d prefer coffee or dinner somewhere nice for a first date, not dumpster hopping
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Haha
I’ve never heard that one before. You’ve got some interesting food facts!
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If your date has no nose, how do they smell?
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giving her a loan just because she asked.....
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If your date has no nose, how do they smell? Badly |
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Asking her for bus fare home.
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skipping out before the bill arrives
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Insulting the Waiter in a French Restaurant
for Putting Snails on Your Plate.
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dropping your fork just so you can retrive it , with a quick glance to see what color panties she has on !
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Asking her if she swallows
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a Dating NO-NO :
Sticking Straws Up your Nose and Imitating that they are Walking.
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flirting with the hot waitress
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I think I’d prefer coffee or dinner somewhere nice for a first date, not dumpster hopping