Topic: Dear Ann Landers
nu2topcat's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:48 AM
Dear Ann Landers,



I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth.



One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.



My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .



I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life

sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.



My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual

misconduct with his three children.



I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl."



All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.



Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?



Signed,

Worried About My Reputation


KennethP5206's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:52 AM

Dear Ann Landers,



I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth.



One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.



My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .



I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life

sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.



My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual

misconduct with his three children.



I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl."



All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.



Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?



Signed,

Worried About My Reputation




ROFL....now that is funny laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:53 AM
NO!!! that is something you should keep to yourselflaugh laugh

FaithfulOne78's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:58 AM
laugh laugh laugh that is very funny!

YourLove1's photo
Wed 01/30/08 11:58 AM

Dear Ann Landers,



I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth.



One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.



My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .



I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life

sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.



My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual

misconduct with his three children.



I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl."



All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.



Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President?



Signed,

Worried About My Reputation


youre f*ucked up dude..indifferent

Amalie's photo
Wed 01/30/08 12:05 PM
wow.....just when I thought my life was not so good...thanks!

nu2topcat's photo
Wed 01/30/08 01:35 PM
dear your love
it could be worse, i could be you you sad sack!!!!

coco56's photo
Wed 01/30/08 03:13 PM
laugh laugh laugh good one mike

blonderockermom's photo
Wed 01/30/08 04:41 PM
laugh laugh laugh

aims84's photo
Thu 01/31/08 05:43 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh sad laugh laugh im crying im laughing so hard

brandy12345's photo
Thu 01/31/08 06:44 AM
laugh noway laugh

franshade's photo
Thu 01/31/08 06:48 AM
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Woni's photo
Thu 01/31/08 10:52 AM
Dear Worried About My Reputation, have you ask your fiance who HE will be voting for?

Ann

nu2topcat's photo
Thu 01/31/08 11:13 AM
Darn democrats!! and some can't read either!! roflmao!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

gardenforge's photo
Thu 01/31/08 11:51 AM
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. laugh

LITTLESQUAW7's photo
Thu 01/31/08 12:18 PM
just read ann landers thats hilarius ribs hurt from laughing

Shaden's photo
Thu 01/31/08 01:46 PM
Thanks for the laugh!