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Topic: Dear Ann Landers
nu2topcat Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 1317	Wed 01/30/08 11:48 AM
Dear Ann Landers, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl." All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation

KennethP5206 Joined Wed 03/07/07 Posts: 2082	Wed 01/30/08 11:52 AM
Dear Ann Landers, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl." All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation ROFL....now that is funny

laidroccordial Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 568	Wed 01/30/08 11:53 AM
NO!!! that is something you should keep to yourself

FaithfulOne78 Joined Mon 11/19/07 Posts: 15313	Wed 01/30/08 11:58 AM
that is very funny!

YourLove1 Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5275	Wed 01/30/08 11:58 AM
Dear Ann Landers, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas . I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl." All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation youre f*ucked up dude..

Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Wed 01/30/08 12:05 PM
wow.....just when I thought my life was not so good...thanks!

nu2topcat Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 1317	Wed 01/30/08 01:35 PM
dear your love it could be worse, i could be you you sad sack!!!!

coco56 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347	Wed 01/30/08 03:13 PM
good one mike

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 01/30/08 04:41 PM


aims84 Joined Wed 12/12/07 Posts: 207	Thu 01/31/08 05:43 AM
im crying im laughing so hard

brandy12345 Joined Tue 10/03/06 Posts: 1400	Thu 01/31/08 06:44 AM


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Woni Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 79	Thu 01/31/08 10:52 AM
Dear Worried About My Reputation, have you ask your fiance who HE will be voting for? Ann

nu2topcat Joined Mon 07/02/07 Posts: 1317	Thu 01/31/08 11:13 AM
Darn democrats!! and some can't read either!! roflmao!!

gardenforge Joined Tue 01/16/07 Posts: 1322	Thu 01/31/08 11:51 AM
That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

LITTLESQUAW7 Joined Tue 11/06/07 Posts: 76	Thu 01/31/08 12:18 PM
just read ann landers thats hilarius ribs hurt from laughing

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Thu 01/31/08 01:46 PM
Thanks for the laugh!