lol I will have to borrow that one

I also use the fact that I pee glitter and poop rainbows ..

i always say ...~"hun"...lol must drive you all mental lol...oh and "rubbish"

Ill have to appropriate that catchphrase if you ever leave JSH ,Shoes

"Are you retarded?" followed by

"You don't call a retard retarded, you call your friends that when they are being retards." - Disclaimer, that is from a movie.

"Reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllly now?"

"I hate ______ with the firey passion of a thousand suns"

"random acts of d*uchbagery"

Im so smart, Im practically retarded

No, of course not. It's just a saying I used to say I screwed up and realize it! And no I would NEVER call anyone names!

I'm alredy mental and I have the papers to prove it

join the club lol

surely we can think of some more can I get a whoot whoot ?

bulltits, whoa, rockin with the kids, chit fire wet ta bed...

I tend to say "Yes and No" when someone asks me a question, but I have to be real careful because it drives people absolutely crazy. i.e., the boss asks, "you back from break yet?" And, I'm clearly working. So I say "Yes and no." And they're like "Well, are you back or not?" Well, duh.

I used to have a driver in Korea that'd say "I'ma think about it!" when you asked him a question. Sometime's I'll say that.

Or We're out of ..... and the injuns are comin'! (It's from an old Sugar Crisp commercial).

My other catch phrase is someone'll say something and I'll say
"No...... Radio!" It's from an old joke: Two......'s were sitting in a bathtub and one said, pass the soap and the other said, no soap, Radio!

Or someone'll complain about the weather and I'll hit them with "Could be worse, could be raining!" (the line from Young Frankenstein).

Or if you ask me for a phone # or some other number, I usually answer, "It's Five!".

The catch phrases are a lot of fun but for some strange reason, 99.9 percent of the folks I'm talking to just don't seem to catch on. My current coworkers are used to my eccentric ways and cornball sense of humor, though, and I get them to howling every day. It never fails and it's loads of fun!

I use movie quotes sometimes myself ..

Some good ones from Pulp Fiction

I need a beer

Yah huh

surrrre

yep

The guy I kinda talk to gets irritated because I don't give straight answers..

Sure

Ok

Alright

never yes or no....

I like words like fantabulous and such....

Freak of Nature
Jeh-right
Oh my gawsshh