Father O'Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he
slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running
down his leg."Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

Thinking about dating and maybe settling down again it maybe temporary insanity on my part or just tired of the same ole bar scene but a bit confused on how so many people seem to be looking for someone and just browsing some posts and comments from people everyone seems to have the same complaints about the dating scene. If everyone is complaining about the same things why is it so difficult to meet someone.

Because most women aren't down for the whole one night stand thing. And thats what im looking for...lol!!

Jeez that's the opposite of my experience!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe if i lift a shirt over my head that will work!

Thinking about dating and maybe settling down again it maybe temporary insanity on my part or just tired of the same ole bar scene but a bit confused on how so many people seem to be looking for someone and just browsing some posts and comments from people everyone seems to have the same complaints about the dating scene. If everyone is complaining about the same things why is it so difficult to meet someone.

Because most people on these sites are LIARS, thats why!
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And I thought I was cynical.Are some liars? Sure. Most? Thats hard to swallow.

A girlfriend of mine has dated a beautiful stud -- an Italian stalian. But, every now and then, she's cheeted on him with comparatively "regular" guys! (and her boyfrind discovered that...)
So, he asked her:

To which my girlfriend responded:

Because most women aren't down for the whole one night stand thing. And thats what im looking for...lol!!

I don't know what's the big deal about these one-night stands. I, personally, would much prefer a five-minute romp, over standing around all night with a girl.

What do you do those times? TALK???? What about? Dumper racing, shampoo buying, demolition derby, the Kentucky Derby, Debbi the Derby, or hyppo races?

I fail to see the fun in that, but each to his own. I, to my world-famous and patented five-minute one-night lays.

(YEAH! I should patent one-night stands, and every cheating husband would have to send me $10 for each time. I could become richer than Bill Gates in the span of a few days! I could bankrupt the world economy in two weeks! Mwuhahahaha!)

I hate it when they try to sleep over and cuddle!!

WhatEv Mayhem!

You know you are a cuddle bunny.

I have never understood the phrase "settling down" and you mention "settling down again.." This indicates that you have been married Or "settled down?" once before. Well I guess you weren't TOO settled.

Then you mention the "same ol bar scene.." Is that where you think you will meet the woman of your dreams? In a bar? Well if you like to drink and you want a woman who drinks... maybe..

It is not difficult to meet someone, once you know what kind of person you are looking for.

Want to meet a career woman? Try attending career training seminars or job fairs. Want to meet an artist? Try going to craft fairs and the like. Go where the women are. You could meet them at the PTA, the super market, shopping malls, health gyms, yoga and spin classes, ball games etc.

A woman wants a many who has a life, not a man who trolls bars looking to score.

It's not difficult to meet people, most people just don't want the ones they have access to.

I find that making repetitive complaints over a period of x number of years is actually more satisfying than being in a relationship.

Which says something about the relationships I've been in.

Since when is being picky for the person you want to be in a relationship with a bad thing!?

Because most people on these sites are LIARS, thats why!