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Ricky was a recently divorced sex starved man  ... On a business trip by train he couldn't help but stare at the beautiful woman sitting opposite him ... As he always does when he sees a beautiful woman, Ricky began fantasizing about doing things to her ...Suddenly, he realized he was getting very horny and thought to himself, "Please don't get a boner, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T GET A BONER!", but she did....  BWAA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!! 
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Edited by
gvitago
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Tue 08/20/13 05:09 PM
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Oh, woe is me! I can't believe that this thread is so misunderstood!
 I was merely suggesting how wonderful it would be if the women we men care about so deeply would just open up and reveal what they would like to do and where they would like to go for vacation! As a travel agent (we're not getting much business lately), I've heard so many stories from men about how the special women in their lives say only, "Oh, anywhere you want to go is fine with me, honey!" Of course, men want their women to enjoy their travels, as well! But we men need suggestions, as to where our women would like to go, and what they'd like to do! I'm so upset about this right now  that I'm going to wrap up in my pink snuggie blanket with a pint of Haagen Daz , and watch the entire "Twilight" series all over again. Then, the Lifetime channel! Why, oh why must a few men who insist upon twisting the original intent of a thread give the rest of us guys a bad name! I don't think I should be alone right now...I'm such a sensitive, intellectual, special guy! If there are any good, decent women out there who enjoy "Little House on the Prairie" and "The Waltons" reruns, please contact me immediately! I think I may have an extra pint of ice cream, and maybe even some Godiva chocolates somewhere. You can come over to my hot, bachelor pad  ...er, I mean my humble abode, and we can spend all night doing crochet together, and make s'mores, while I apologize for the uncouth members of my gender! If you happen to fall asleep on my couch, I promise I will be your knight in shining armor, and carefully bear you to my bedroom where I will lay you down, tuck you in, and then go sleep on the couch  (once I remove my shining armor, of course!) (Better roll up my pants legs! Gettin' "deep" in here!) Whoa...suddenly feeling just a little vomitty... 
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Just turning up for the date and looking like her profile pic would be a nice start. I scored a date with "Mystique" of "X-Men" fame once. She shape-shifted into any and every woman I could ever want her to be. But it was over when, as a joke, she morphed into Hillary Clinton. Such a sad end to what could have been a fairy-tale romance. |
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I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong  Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread. Well when i first joined there seem to only be a sex forum Ok! Who decided to go and ruin the forums! 
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if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would   Just name a time and place, Goof, I'll be there! 
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Dress up like Slave Leia then recite Douglas Adams. What a great image! If only other people could straight talk like you, Torgo. 
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Ok! Who decided to go and ruin the forums! The advertisers. |
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Oh, woe is me! I can't believe that this thread is so misunderstood! I was merely suggesting how wonderful it would be if the women we men care about so deeply would just open up and reveal what they would like to do and where they would like to go for vacation! It's funny, I seem to mostly find fellas that act like that. It's like pulling teeth to get them to open up and make a decision. |
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I am glad all you guys find my life so funny. I do strive in vain to find a normal woman, but this girl was way too hot and a poor housekeeper. Normal is just not the norm. I have met my share of crazies which has totally turned me off on dating, so I feel for you. 
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Edited by
eyemaflirt247
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Tue 08/20/13 09:14 PM
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@ TBRich: At least that story made me laugh, but I'm wondering who's the nasty one. You or her?????? Things that make you say hmmmn
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Ok I'm starting to get interested
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if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would You would WHAT goof ? Dress up as wonder woman too ?   {JK}
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I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth!!!
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I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread. Well when i first joined there seem to only be a sex forum Ok! Who decided to go and ruin the forums! It was our SCORPIO thread. Got too racy and they took out the whole forum. |
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I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread. Well when i first joined there seem to only be a sex forum Ok! Who decided to go and ruin the forums! It was our SCORPIO thread. Got too racy and they took out the whole forum.
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if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would Just name a time and place, Goof, I'll be there! Please don't forget the golden lasso.
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I thought there would be some interesting conversations here. I was wrong Actually I was hoping for an intellectual insight about what men want from women other than sex. Dressing up as Wonder Woman or Catwoman doesn't do it for ya eh? You see, we used to have a sex forum here but then Mingle went all "G" rated and so now you gets convo like the one in this thread. that's easy beer, sandwiches and the remote sometimes they will also want a rubdown...only during commericals and halftime heh just tryan say I;m wrong
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Just turning up for the date and looking like her profile pic would be a nice start. and start consuming several martinis in under an hour... 
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if she can dress up as Wonder Woman every now and then I would Just name a time and place, Goof, I'll be there! Please don't forget the golden lasso. Don't worry, I never leave home without it!
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Just turning up for the date and looking like her profile pic would be a nice start. and start consuming several martinis in under an hour... That's OK as long as she doesn't fall over backwards, and maintains a good conversation.
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