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Topic: The Art of Seduction
Esmeralda08757 Joined Fri 05/16/14 Posts: 161	Wed 05/28/14 07:51 AM Edited by Esmeralda08757 on Wed 05/28/14 07:53 AM
So, I am dating this guy... Oh all right, I had one date. I guess that doesn't mean that I'm dating him. And it took a year for us to actually meet. He lives about an hour and a half away from me. He's a bit older than I am. Since I'm as old as dirt, that makes him older than dirt. The times have changed since we were young. There used to be more courting involved and not so much "wham, bam, thank you ma'am." Now Miley Cyrus might think that folks over forty aren't interested in sex but I can assure her that folks over seventy are still interested. Some of us over sixty folks do remember romance. I think this guy might need a course called Seduction 101. What topics would be included in a course like that?

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 05/28/14 07:54 AM
Are you asking for seduction tips for old farts...or anyone in general?

Esmeralda08757 Joined Fri 05/16/14 Posts: 161	Wed 05/28/14 07:57 AM
Good question, Q. Anyone, but especially geared to old farts who aren't what they used to be.

kurly_gurly Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 223	Wed 05/28/14 08:01 AM
If he doesn't get it by now I don't think he may ever. He could need a little time to get over his awkwardness. Maybe there is some hope??

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Wed 05/28/14 08:07 AM
You could hide his TV remote control, now that is teasing to any man.

claudus5 Joined Mon 03/04/13 Posts: 63	Wed 05/28/14 08:10 AM
I agree with kurly. If he doesn't know by now; he never will. I think some may be suffering from Alzheimer's and need to be reminded.

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 05/28/14 08:15 AM
Good question, Q. Anyone, but especially geared to old farts who aren't what they used to be. Well...based on personal experience...never, ever, ever...ever...mistake the Ben Gay for the Love Lotion!

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 05/28/14 08:19 AM
Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex. .. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head..

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 05/28/14 08:34 AM
Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex. .. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head.. Just to remind you...you're much closer to 50 than you are to 30...are you sure you want that sharp stick now?

claudus5 Joined Mon 03/04/13 Posts: 63	Wed 05/28/14 08:37 AM
There are quite a few younger men and women with pacemakers and they are still going strong. Is there a problem? We all have to travel the same road and there's only one exit.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 05/28/14 08:42 AM
Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex. .. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head.. Just to remind you...you're much closer to 50 than you are to 30...are you sure you want that sharp stick now? . .. great now I really need.. ...THAT SHARP STICK. ..omg.. . I'M OLD ..hmm.. but I'm still hot though.

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 05/28/14 08:47 AM
Cleaning up in front of the stoop...They'd likely have to pass in front of it to enter my dunge...Uh, home...

Esmeralda08757 Joined Fri 05/16/14 Posts: 161	Wed 05/28/14 08:53 AM
You could hide his TV remote control, now that is teasing to any man.

Esmeralda08757 Joined Fri 05/16/14 Posts: 161	Wed 05/28/14 08:53 AM
If he doesn't get it by now I don't think he may ever. He could need a little time to get over his awkwardness. Maybe there is some hope?? I do believe that you can at least try to teach an Old Dog new tricks.

Esmeralda08757 Joined Fri 05/16/14 Posts: 161	Wed 05/28/14 08:56 AM
I agree with kurly. If he doesn't know by now; he never will. I think some may be suffering from Alzheimer's and need to be reminded. Not Alzheimer's. Just a result of growing up in the fifties. I guess you are too young to understand. (I guess you don't hear that too often.)

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Wed 05/28/14 08:57 AM
... great now I really need.. ...THAT SHARP STICK. ..omg.. . I'M OLD ..hmm.. but I'm still hot though. Don't look down...I think I see a grey hair...

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Wed 05/28/14 09:00 AM
.. that would be impossible.. . I shave down there

claudus5 Joined Mon 03/04/13 Posts: 63	Wed 05/28/14 09:04 AM
Esme, Esme, Esme! I do remember the 50's and I still say he needs to be reminded. I haven't forgot and the young have no clue at times. Also not everyone wants romance man or woman.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Wed 05/28/14 09:05 AM
Okkkk... I am going to go.. . POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW.. .. old people having sex. .. how am I ever going to get that visual out of my head.. Obviously you have no idea how many twenty and thirty somethings think you are a fossil ....Ignorance is bliss?....Try a higher wattage over your bathroom mirror hot stuff....

gibbs1602 Joined Wed 02/26/14 Posts: 5980	Wed 05/28/14 09:06 AM
So, I am dating this guy... Oh all right, I had one date. I guess that doesn't mean that I'm dating him. And it took a year for us to actually meet. He lives about an hour and a half away from me. He's a bit older than I am. Since I'm as old as dirt, that makes him older than dirt. The times have changed since we were young. There used to be more courting involved and not so much "wham, bam, thank you ma'am." Now Miley Cyrus might think that folks over forty aren't interested in sex but I can assure her that folks over seventy are still interested. Some of us over sixty folks do remember romance. I think this guy might need a course called Seduction 101. What topics would be included in a course like that? I think this might me an interesting read for him: Why Sex After 60 Can be Better than Ever http://sixtyandme.com/why-sex-after-60-can-be-better-than-ever/