id be more worried about terrorists with back-pack nukes..
how can you block something like that from happening?>

cough* passport !! cough*
in five hours?
can you just get on a plane out of the country with no passport anymore?
maybe a private jet?
i guess id have to take maya with me,she must know how to fly a plane

perhaps a boat might be a better choice.
you could bribe some guy for a million n be gone in an hour.
or
89 billion would buy a pretty big boat im thinking.
among other things of course
and then its Vacation!! wooohoo

theres the charity angle too,you could do a lot of good with 89 billion,if you spread it around wisely.
boy wouldnt that piss the bank off,
seeing their money actually being spent on good things instead of their fat pockets

lmao!!
check please

please forgive me for saying this about your friends,but
if they truly were your friends they would see your unhappiness and work With you to help you change.
not just sit there.
whatever it took to make you happy.
thats what true friends do.

again,my apologies for speaking so bluntly.

im so glad i wasnt drinking my coffee when i read this!
and the subsequent replies!
it took nine pages for someone to figure this out
omg ima

ehehehe..you troublemaker you..

okay,im rather blunt so my apologies but

my feeling is the health issue also.
if you are big hey thats you
if you are obese then you are hurting yourself

i like the inbetweeners,the plump? i guess.
pleasantly plump..
ive been with models,way too bag o bone-ish
and ive had rather large gfs too,so its a full spectrum.

too skinny and im wondering if they ever eat...
too large and im thinking they dont stop eatin..
im not trying to be callous here,im being blunt and saying what most men are thinking.
men want a woman who can keep up with them,..
altho some of you ladies None of us guys could keep up with




thats basically what it boils down to anyways..no matter what anyone else says
as long as you are happy with yourself.

rotflmao!!
i was like whaaaat?
no way is he leaving

good one man.

gratitous Bump for posterity

ps stephen,
RuN,Run for da chopper!

hrmm..it almost sounds like the perfect man trap..

find a guy you like,then stage an accident..yeah...
good thinking MS

that could be a classic first date too,both of you wearing your neck braces n all

still crowing about them there speedy toyotas eyh Jim?


ill think of ya next time i pass one of em,or even funnier,one of em passes me

it does baffle me as to why people cannot just put the car in neutral and slowly get to the side of the road tho.
then shut it off.
even if the car motor blew up,i assume toyotas fixing it.
seems more reasonable than clutching the wheel and careening down the freeway playing speed racer...

btw,what exactly do you do for toyota again?

...err...ummm...is it warm in here?
..looking around for thermostat...

i looked this up,and its quite the cult indeed.
ive read former members testimony,and some of the things they have done,well,they are criminals.

yet another brainwashing cult.

please pass the kool-aid

"In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." George Orwell

umm,no offense,but you just described our governments attitude towards us american people perfectly.

so,your second sentence therefore cannot be correct.
again,no offense intended....just making a point.

i kept wondering exactly how the whole cockold-ed thingy worked..so i googled it...

The normal definition of a cuckold is a married man whose wife cheats on him with or without his knowledge.

A cuckold fetishist is aware of his partner's activity and derives sexual pleasure from it.[3] In this subculture, the female is typically sexually dominant, while the male takes on a submissive role, only becoming involved with her or her partner when she permits it—sometimes remaining altogether celibate. Other arrangements are certainly possible, however.


okay...so umm,you want a guy whos being cheated on by his wife,to have sex with???


see,people just dont take marriage seriously anymore.

errr,nope!
im still working on that back flip thing

lol..i keep waiting for one of those to pop up too

i even went to Kmart and checked out the blue lite special..no nice wimmins hrmm

when i was in the grocery store the other day,there was this lady who looked like Sandra bullock.
i kept circling the frozen food aisle,until she started waving the waffles in a threatening manner and then when she ended up in line behind me,i pointed out one of those trashy mags that had SB on the cover.
she looked right at it,and started talking about the ufo experience..
i was like......yeah...ok..

Congratulations, your score is: 26

now,is that my age,my testorone level,or my iq?

well,seeing as we are going there..lol

back when i was still in the Army,
i was driving down the back roads whilst my gf was giving me oral,and i started to enter a small town.
as i continued on,the road changed from 2 lanes to 1.

the only problem there was,the lane ended on the Left,instead of the Right,and i suddenly ended up driving in the grass/median.
( who designs roads like That! )

my gf thought this was great and continued.
as i struggled to get back on the road,at about 40 mph,i noticed the police officer going the other direction.
he noticed too.

i tried to get her to stop,and took a quick left and pulled over as the police car flew up behind us...

unfortunately,she mistook my words for encouragement,and so the police officer was greeted by the full monty as he came up to the door.

needless to say,i got a ticket,which i paid thru the mail and didnt go to court for..
didnt even want to think how that would have went in court,asking for a reduction

driving down Route 66 to Cali.
always wanted to do that.