Yah OK, so I cop to beig a Bad Joke and or a NOT too funny Storey...

Well I can't Sleep at night and there is Nothing else to do,So I sit there and click through MM, So far all the ladies that clicked on me had their filters set so high that I could not writh to them if I wanted too...


No Matter, because I have no way to please you anyway,it's a Fine Thing to have a Giant Dating site, Teaming with people that don't really want to date...

Are you still Vacuming The Lice off That Dead CAT?? ?

I try, it's kinda hard being the Newby,but still I try...

I mus be the only one that got tired of talking abut GUNS.. .


In the Military a sldires Tool is his GUN and his M-16 is his Weapon,
so is that other guy talking about his Tool or his Weapon???

The Slogun for The American Revolution of 1776 was LIVE FREE OR DIE!!!
Because The Americans Faught untill they were dead,The Won over Great Britton...


This time around you will have to fight untill you are dead,because it's THE SAME DEAL...


YOU MUST, LIVE FREE OR DIE FIGHTNG FOR YOUR FREEDOME and most times you will be fighting alone, because all the people around you are Asleep at the wheel and instead of fighting they will turn you in for the bounty...

The Battle Call is The Same.

LIVE FREE OR DIE!!!


This WAR was Fortold by President Washington on his death bed,and now it has come...

It has been said that He who lives by The GUN,he shall also Die By The GUN, sometimes you jusy have to kill people...

I did my level best to 5 guy's many years ago, defending The Mob's money and then I quit being an Armed Security Guard for a Casinoe...


I like Gun's but there is no place for them anymore,you will see just how obsolete they really are...

My advise for you is to hide your GUNS in Lead becauseex-Ray can't see through Lead, make every shot count and Never Waste your Ammo,The WAR will be a long one and you will be up against UN-Mersenaries...

What I tell you is REAL, it's NO JOKE!!!

It is far better to Die Free then to be exterminated as a SLAVE!!!

LIVE FREE OR DIE!! !

I feel that this is a perfectly strange topic to share with Taquila.. .

Intresting Subject,but the powers that be will most likely NOT TAKE YOUR GUN's away.. .


However they will eliminate tour source of Ammo,,,So you may want to start thinking either High or Low Tech...

Blowgun, Compound Bow,Cross Bow,Partical Beam,EMP device and the Good Old Fashond Suicide Bomber...



However since I'm non-violent. I will just stand in front of a Fast Freight Train and be spread for a few miles...


You sir can fight the war all by your Lonesome,because all the other people are Wimps...

I'm one of those to and most likely Both........


Had I ever told you about a Product I once inventer with the help of Zelda The Good Witch of The East???


It was a Hot Dating Product called " Wild Monkey SEX in A Can " I used Pop-Top Pringles like can't and The Brew Was a sweet smelling stuff that would Vaporize as soon as you Pop The Top and imedatly put you and your partner in The MOOD for WILD MONKEY SEX!!!


Well the stuff was selling like mad untill 911, then we had a few Can's go off at Airport Luggage inspection stations and the inspectors just Had to see what was in The Can...


Well to make a Long story Short, The Office of Homland Security, was NOT AMUSED!!!

Also to add insult to injury,The Order of Scull & Bones confescated our entire inventory and they have it stored at Their ultra secure Club House at YAILE University...

As you get excited,The LED PULSATES BRIGHTER AND BRIGHTER!!!

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Actually I wanted to write a thread about the prose and cons of Taking The MARK OF THE BEAST...


I kinda figure that most of you people already have yours or you will be the first ones in line...

Oh yah, TV WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN!!!

If you still have one,although I also do not advise using your head for a Battering Ram. ..

Veriouse forms of self destruction are tought on TV and marketed as Entertainment...

Just because you LOVE your Hamster,dose not mean you can or should sleep with it,now you know why...

Because when you roll over you can crush it, Oh well I guess your Hamster may have had a Crush on you...

So this is what passes gas or is saposed to be your Current Events???

Well, I guess everything you have stated in this thread is more Factual the Bill o'smily ever was...

Always remember that where ever you is where you are at ,at that point in time... (-;

Actually it's A Mexanadian...

The Canucks are The Canadian Men that will Cave your head in for even looking at Their Womens's and Bob they will cut your nut's off for having that CAT lashed to the bench like that...


The Canucks like their P***y warm up that 'o way... (-;