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SOUTH PARK
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I like the episode where mr garrison confronts his apparently sexually abusive father only to reveal that he wasnt molested and he thinks his dad doesnt love him because he didnt molest him
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I just read outlaw previous "where have all the nice guys gone?" post and i must say hes totally correct except 4 one thing, once the nice guys become cynical bitter creeps it doesnt get em chicks anymore than being a 3rd wheel friend did, i should know
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cute ways to ask a guy out
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hey babe, im no longer contagious
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my new pic!!!!!
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oh I I I I I I I I I ........
 dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing 
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my new pic!!!!!
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Hey, you actually kinda look like Weird Al. that pic IS weird al pretending 2 be kurt colbain |
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cute ways to ask a guy out
Edited by
lizardking19
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Wed 03/05/08 04:33 PM
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I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock. The flintstones and sexual innuendo should not be in the same sentence 
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my new pic!!!!!
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My New profile pic is weird al pretending 2 b kurt colbain
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White and Nerdy
Edited by
lizardking19
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Wed 03/05/08 04:20 PM
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theres no such thing as white, its a state of mind associated with male protestant fascists who like 2 control governments
That said Im a nerd and a magic the gathering junkie and can write elven here r some weird al lyrics White And Nerdy by Al Yankovic Lyrics: You see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Really, really white and nerdy First in my class here at MIT Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C. Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Stephen Hawking's in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces Yo, I know pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer app I haven't run (run) At Pascal, well I'm number one (one) Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?) Happy Days is my favorite theme song I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon Here's the part I sing on... You see me roll on my Segway I know in my heart they think I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy I'd like to roll with the gangstas Although it's apparent I'm too White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy How'd I get so white and nerdy I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics You know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket, I must protect them My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L I got a business doing websites (websites) When my friends need some code, who do they call? I do HTML for 'em all Even made a homepage for my dog, yo I got myself a fanny pack They were havin' a sale down at The Gap Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky I'm nerdy in the extreme Whiter than sour cream I was in AV club and glee club And even the chess team Only question I ever thought was hard Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?" Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire Got my name on my underwear They see me strollin', they're laughin' And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so White and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy Just because I'm white and nerdy All because I'm white and nerdy Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy I wanna bowl with the gangstas But oh well, it's obvious I'm White and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy I'm just too white and nerdy Look at me I'm white and nerdy WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS "It's All About The Pentiums" It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Yeah What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Uh, uh, loggin' in now Wanna run wit my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got 'em printed out on my bedsheets My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks But it was obsolete before I opened the box You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique Your laptop is a month old? Well that's great If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight My digital media is write-protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected I beta tested every operation system Gave props to some, and others? I dissed 'em While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin' It does all my work without me even askin' Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser" Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you What? What? What? What? What? It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) It's all about the Pentiums! (It's all about the Pentiums, baby) Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? What?? |
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Generation Y
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during woodstock 99 the chilipeppers played a cover of hendrixs' "fire" to an nearly rioting audience who took it as a cue 2 start burning things
the riot escalated when limp biscuit played their song "break stuff" which is what the audience did
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Generation Y
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if ur refering 2 the infamous woodstock 99 it was nearly a decade ago and that was a generation x thing, our older cousins, who r now all stuffy 30 something adults
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cute ways to ask a guy out
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Ur thinking of him responding the way u would if he asked u out the "wrong" way
just ask him out, guys dont reject members of the opposite sex anywhere nearly as esasily as women do |
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Jesus as a Pantheist
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pantheism can also be applied 2 science in the form of theories on an infinite universe
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Anybody here think they are Vampires by the way? Of course! I am one  just kidding Not tangible flesh and blood vampires but astral entities that sap human strength, yes, some humans can use psychic vampirism as well, i do |
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what is a zionist?
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ur BLATANT RACISM continues to offend me sir ur contradicting urself, if jews wrote the bible, then its not the word of god its the word of a specific group of ppl and as such is all BS, if u think the bible is manmade, y defend it? |
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what is a zionist?
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Israel is one of the few middle-eastern countries which tries to operate like a western power, this makes makes them sort of an ambassador to the middleast for the way western powers operate, for better or worse, if they were to be taken over by lebanon/egypt/any of those islamic police states which have attempted to destroy it in the past, that is a victory not only over israel (a place considered sacred by all 3 abrahemian religions) but over the western world as a whole, this is why the united states protects israel so vehemontly
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This life is a desert
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Come sit beside me on this creaking wooden porch
While we are yet young Let us stare Out into the desert and up at the mountains And this world which will always be young and bright Doesnt have to put up a fight Not for the likes of us It has time on its' side Come sit beside me my love Let us listen for the pain in the wind which runs like water There is death in the sunlight and dirt While our dreams are still high and intangible like clouds And our love is uncorrupted and unrepentant When we kiss,the mountains move farther away The ringing in our heads stopped when we found the only way to answer it We have crowned ourselves "king and queen of the crapheap" While our lungs are yet un-burnt While our teeth are still as sharp as our eyes Come sit beside me Right now we watch Waiting to see what runs towards us out of the sand Before hiding in the house,fearful as mice in holes But the next time we sit here Years and years from now After visits to a doctors' office Where all the paintings and magazines in the lobby are for sale We wont hear what is growling low among the cacti It was running towards us the entire time We will only wait For it to come to us |
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So who Belives Money
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money is a myth, we have placed value on it in order 2 try and give menaing to our short pitiful lives and have replaced the goal of enjoying said lives with an abstract concept which the vast majority of people believe is real
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Bizarre Rant...
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i find the sound of pooping in public 2 be disconcerting and embarassing, my course of action when crapping in a public place is 2 sit on the bowl until Im either alone in there and can drop a load without being self conscious of other people hearing my turd plopping in the water or I drop my load when someone else flushes so noone hears, doing these things can be a problem when there r 2 people waiting 4 the other 2 flush or leave b4 they go
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Its all about the pentiums baby- Weird Al
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planet claire- the b52s
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