1. OGP = "One Glorious Profile." The thread Aaronzdad started back in WWII or thereabouts which is still running and is now on its 6th Part.

2. Well, I suppose there is a possibility that "Ward Cleaver in a Business Suit" would appeal to some people. Of course, my hunch is that all of those people died before 1970, but with all the miraculous advances in medical technology, anything is possible. My point (and this is assuming there is one, which is not necessarily a valid assumption) is that I am not Ward. As much as I would like to hang out with Richard Deacon and give Wally a hard time about losing his jacket, I just don't see that as a viable future for me.

3. But if that's true, then all relationships are doomed. Oh, wait, you're right! Oooops. Maybe my "90 days and out" philosophy was more realistic than I had realized!

4. Well, that's the whole issue about looks. I see profile after profile where people say "Looks don't matter to me, I'm only interested in who you are on the inside," but you rarely see Quasimodo getting a girlfriend on a dating site (I'm deliberately ignoring HunchbackOfNotreDameDating.com because I really don't want to think about that).

Looks DO matter, don't they? To differing degrees to different people, sure, but I think we all have some sort of implicit idea of what's attractive physically vs. what isn't.

5. I actually like Milky Ways better, so let's go with that.

2+2= 5 right?

(PLEASE NOTE: I am not generalizing. All women are not the same)

I don't get it, at times, even when you treat (some)women like gold, they take you for granted.

It doesn't matter how much you bent backwards to please them (some), it's never enough.

If you treat them like Queens and give them everything under the sun, they find faults in you.

But if a good-for-nothing lazy bum without a job, who also threat them like crap, happen to be their mate, those they love forever and threat them like Kings.

So what is it that women want, a decent man who will treat them great or a lazy bad boy who treats them like a door mat?.

OK, here's the scenario. I read lots of women's profiles. I have to. That's where I get the material for OGP.


BECOME A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF WARD CLEAVER IN A BUSINESS SUIT.

In other words, she wants me to become the very opposite of the person she was originally attracted to in the first place.

And maybe all of the profiles that say "Looks don't matter, it's what's on the inside that counts" are being totally honest, too....

And maybe Martians will visit us tonight and give us all Snickers bars.

I also know that anytime I post anything that calls people's behaviors into question, 500 of them will immediately say "I'm not like that!" -- which is a nice, knee-jerk, reflexive response.

I'm calling BS here.

THAT will be on the final.

I heard that mid 30s is a woman's sexual prime as well.

Shoe shopping is not enough. I need mind blowing sex - skip shopping.

Welcome back

Did you bang her on her plastic covered couch?

Kiss less that Younger Woman?

I watched this guy put extra pennies in the parking meters. I thought it was odd before but it made him feel better.

I thought the same thing Melody...

I'd like to add if you bring love and caring to the table then you have every right to expect the same in return but I'm hesitant to agree with the money part if that's how you meant it... I think both people should contribute to the cash part even if one has more I wouldn't want it completely skewed to one side..

It's not just the gorgeous ones, it's the majority of them

I was messing around with this women. I found out she was married and I stopped talking with her. Then she calls tonight saying she is getting a divorce and wants to hang out. Just would like some opinions on what would be right. Btw I like her ok but not sure if I could trust her.

I like online because I get to see just how well they can write. If they use text speak in an email, I say bye bye! Unless they happen to be so damn hot that I can look past this point, and dream of awesome sex with them.