Why would they want to you are too good looking!

you agreed double

good night mingle

Nope..Italian, Spanish, German, Cherokee, no mormon's

my mom converted about 30 years ago...I never got into it with her.

That was also at a time when parents could actually discipline their kid and not worry about the government stepping in and telling them they're a bad parent.

This does include spanking, which I do not necessarily approve of but it worked wonders when nothing else did.

I also grew up with respect for people and I didn't believe in God. I did have respect for my mom though and disappointing her would have been worse for me than anything religion could threaten me with.

silly monkey..you know I'm not a mormon

If you ever get close to a human
And human behaviour
Be ready to get confused
There's definitely no logic
To human behaviour
But yet so irristible
There's no map
To human behaviour
They're terribly moody
Then all of a sudden turn happy
But, oh, to get involved in the exchange
Of human emotions is ever so satisfying
There's no map
And a compass
Wouldn't help at all
Human behaviour



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwiYq50gwA

I'm in California and I live right on the San Andreas fault. The maximum probable magnitude moment for this fault is an 8+. So, when the big ones hits, its gonna level my city.

Where do you live and what's the probable natural disaster there? Ever been through one?

perfect escort 4 lovely lady

hey can i get some helpful hints on what my profile lacks

Thank you

Friday's Pickup

They are circling,
In that obvious thrash.
Consuming involvement,
What is left? Their trash.

Raine Les 12/15/2009

Julie and Ed a Love Story Part 7

Ok I'm in,,, woohoo..oh,, ****
What was that?
A lamp.. be right down,,
Well come on in Ed.. this is my beautiful collie Canada, She's diabetic,
Hi Canada, your a pretty dog,,, Canada? any special reason for the name?
Well since she was born, while I was on vacation in Canada, years ago,, My husband named her Canada, He had to stay home due to work,, and lucky he did because our Collie at the time Candy, had 3 pups while I was away. and that's how this cuttie got her name., come on Canada time for your meds,,,
What do you want to drink, beer, wine, water, ahhh,, Milk..?
I'll take a beer, save the milk for breakfast,,
You think you'll be here for breakfast Ed,,
I think so,
I think so too Ed...

Julie and Ed a Love Story Part 6

Come on Ed, lets take a walk...
Ok, Julie,,
WHERE WE GOING?
JUST DOWN THE STREET.
I HAVE TO GIVE one of my dogs a shot,, he's diabetic,
So we're going to your office,
No, my house, I live down the street,
Oh,, ok
Are you ok with that Ed,
Sure,
You won't try anything will you,, lol
Hey Julie, stop a sec,
Wow Ed, that was a nice kiss, Lets go,, he has to have his shot by 10.
See that house over there,
The blue one?
Yea Ed, the blue on,, well the second blue one.
What about it,,
That's the house I was born in,
Nice house,, you must of been a beautiful baby,
Ah,, thanks Ed, I got a little buzz on, ok here we are, where's my key? I can't find my keys,, where the hell are my keys? ****,,,
What's the matter Julie?
I see my keys,, their on the kitchen table,
Yea, they are Julie, I see them,,
Ed, do you think you can boost me up to that window? its open, I can climb in it if I stand on your shoulders,
I think so Julie,, I'll pick you up under your arms, and lift you onto my shoulders, then all you have to do is stand up on them,
Sounds like a plan Ed,,,
I guess it's your lucky night Ed,
Why's that Julie,, I know I have been pretty lucky already, meeting you..
Ed, I have a skirt on,
Yea, you do,,, but do you have panties on? lol
Well, a thong,, your not going to look are you?
Probably,
Ok on three,, 1,,2,,3,,
Woooooooh...
Ok, Ed, but how do I stand up?
Put your hands on my head, and just stand up.
Ok,, here it goes,,
Green,,,
What's that Ed?
Green, your thong is green,,

They tried....

but hahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhah....

im still here to shake this joint up!!!

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Julie and Ed a Love Story Part 5

SO ED WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
OLD BRIDGE,,, YOU?
LITTLE SILVER,,
WOW, THATS A REAL PRETTY TOWN.
HEY! WATCH IT BUDDY,, THAT GUY JUST GRABED MY ***,,
I DON'T THINK HE DID IT ON PURPOSE, ITS JUST REALLY CROWED.
HEY ED, LETS GO OVER THERE IT WON'T BE AS LOUD.
SOUNDS GOOD JULIE,
That's better, not that I want to. but I can here myself think now, lol
Julie, what's your all time favorite song?
Hmmmmmm, lets see, I have to go with, Free Bird, how about you Ed?
Warren Zevon,,, Lawyers Guns and Money,
Tell me Ed, why no girlfriend, or wife,, or maybe you have both,,lol,,
Well I had both, but people change,, and you?
Widowed,,,,,, can I have another, he's drinking Coors light, and a couple shots of Jack..
Sorry to hear that Julie,
It's ok, we had a great life together,
Cheers,,
Cheers,,,

Julie and Ed a Love Story Part 2

So Julie, what do you do for a living?
I work with animals,, I am a Vet.
Really, wow, that's great, I love dogs,,,
What do you do Ed?
I'm a pharmacist,
No kidding, can you get me some Vicodin, lol,,,
Just kidding Ed, I take animal tranquilizers, no just kidding,
Do you need them? are you in pain?
Nothing that this Malibu rum can't kill, lol,,
Julie can I ask how old you are?
Sure Ed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Well how old are you?
47, and you ED?
49, I'll be 50 in November...
Milestone, having a party?
Only if your coming Julie,
Well I'm not cumming now if that's what your asking,,,lol,,,
You sure have a spunk about you Julie,
Just trying to keep you on your toes.
Well you are, that's for sure...