"Hungry like the wolf"-Duran Duran

Eh.....pretty much standard info....just like that wise proverb of "Man who pees on fence will receive shocking news".

I always dress to impress. I spend like five hours matching up my jeans with my dress shirts, socks, shoes, underwear......does this make my butt look big? Ugh! I just don't have anything to wear!

"Tomorrow we can drive around this town
And let the cops chase us around
Past is gone, but something might be found
To take its place.....Hey Jealousy!"

"Karate" Baby Metal.....I have no idea what they are saying, but the song rocks out.

Well, these days it's all about that income portfolio....gotta diversify....and for some reason when you said "double life", I immediately went to thinking about "double stuff".....as in Double Stuff Oreo's.....Mr. Big Stuff....who do you think you are?......gosh my mind goes all over.

Floor Jansen....with Nightwish....the two just go so well together. She is the epitome of the metal/opera female singer. She has the charisma and the pipes to do it all.

I have met some very interesting people from Mingle.....many more of whom I would love to meet simply because we have developed an online friendship...and some new ones on here that peek my interest.

More like Magic "doughnut" Mike.

Her voice with Cradle of Filth just blew my mind.

It's so easy, a caveman can do it (Geico reference).

Why do people constantly stress on finding love? Remember how it was in high school? You simply dated someone, you "thought" you were in love, and yet you learned that you really weren't. Then you got out in the real world, met someone and it just organically happened. You can't just be like....

"Hey Mingle. I want love....like right now!" And then poof....you get it like you put $3.00 into that food service vending machine with sandwiches...you choose what you want, make a selection, and you get it. However, sometimes you don't like the sandwich......ugh....now I want a sandwich. Where is my secretary with my sandwich? Jane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I only do special appearances......for a fee. Haha!

Sure.....but you must follow my proven formula to make it happen.

1. Don't make a fake profile.....especially men. When you write like a dmb-azz, women see through it.

2. Never, ever say you are a millionaire.

3. If you message someone, and you like them.....go for it. Don't play three chicks so you can pick the best one.....because all of them will find some other dude, and you'll be left jacking it to pornhub.

4. Avoid those people who have the name of bigboobgirl6969 or bigdonglarry6969.....chances are they are losers from India or something....the money whores they are.

Is this Trump approved?

Why do people cheat? Simple......whatever is going on in their life, they have reasoned within themselves that it's what they want. They throw out all the reasons not to and simply give in to the desire they have to bonk another person. But don't quote me on this....I swear I heard this from Dr. Phil.

With beer and brats.....yum!

Ooooooooo......kinky talk!

I dunno man....I kinda like being a sex object....in my dreams I am soooo hot women buy me meals.

I still maintain that....and I have been saying this for over the last five years now....the last great horror film was The Descent. I know many will disagree, but Neil Marshall created a near perfect horror film.