"Painless"- Fozzy

Soooooo......you would sell a ton of IT stuff to nerds eh? "Ooooooo baby....let me tell you about the new Apple IOS update.....it's so much faster and so wet".......you'd be the top seller.

Nah. I date women who are prettier than I am.....and smarter.....I am all about those IQ points.

Word to your mutha!!

I almost drowned to death when I was 5 years old.

Miami Vice- Best 80's show ever!
Family Ties- I wanted to be Alex P. Keaton.
The A Team
Twilight Zone
Game Shows- Match Game, Tic-Tac-Dough, Press Your Luck

I'll say this. The best lover I was ever with was a Brazilian woman. Things didn't work out, so you move on. Doesn't mean I will only date Brazillian women. Hell.....I never know who will just "float my boat". All this being said, it's not uncommon for someone to have a certain preference. I don't find it to you being a bigot....you just simply know who you prefer. It may change for you one day...it may not. Personally, if a woman intrigues me then I will see what will happen. My dating history is proof of this because I am all over the place. Guess I am a man who, when at the buffet table, will never have the same thing once.

Ahhhhh.....early morning for me......that morning wood is a good indicator yo.

If I am dating a woman and she is texting another male, it will probably bother me. However, I will also tell myself that "Eh. She is with me, and that is enough". Now, if I see that the two are getting more and more intimate and all, then I know I need to speak up. Back to the fact that it would bother me........what I mean here is that that little thought of "she could be cheating" might creep in to my mind. But it is a thought....and I would dismiss it simply because I chose to be with this person....and once I go all in, I give a hundred percent trust.

So I would date someone that is 22.5 years old. Hmmmmmmmm. Could be fun. I'll talk about growing up during Iran Contra, and she'll think it happened during WW2.

1. never try to understand girls.

-But do make sure you get her a HUGE walk in closet. A woman will do just about anything if you do that....just try to not understand why it took the closet to get there.

2. never lie surely girl will catch it sooner or later.

-False. She knew well before you were going to commit the act that would lead you to lie.

3.no matter what dont believes others for ur partner u must confrnt ur partnee in public and ask it in personal.

-Ok. This sentence confirms my point that writing clearly is still key. How do you expect that love letter to work if you write like this? Women love the written word. Is this why your girl was upset with you?

4. should avoid publishing in public till u both conformed relationship and lived around 2 year +.

-Look dude. Is this some "secret lovers" type deal? True...you should always keep your mistress private. But then again, this girl would want to be your girl only so she is going to want it to go public. Sounds like she did this, and you tried to write her a text message that she clearly didn't understand....which lead to you lying (told you she would already know) and thus you didn't understand this girl and why she didn't understand her place with you. Am I right? I think I might be.


Disclaimer....I am having fun with this dude.

Yes....Yes.....Always trust in Goof. It says so on the dollar bill...."In Goof We Trust"!

But of course......where's my beer?

I used to kill on Guitar Hero.

Nothing wrong with looks....you have to be attracted to someone. Sometimes attraction doesn't start with looks (in the online dating world, words can go a long way), but being attracted to someone is always key.

Duck Duck Goose

Rule #1- Don't send penis pics.

Rule#2- Send an email, with correct punctuation, and don't ask for sex.

After you abide by these two rules, then it just takes time.

But that 8 Ball looks so sweet on the dresser.

Okay....this is friggin hilarious.

I dunno man. Normally if a woman is all but grabbing my by the pecker, I typically feel she is just playing me. But I could be wrong.