LMAO! No it means I can compete with JLO without the cellulite

with heavy petting... 1 month
kissing with neck attention... 2 weeks
you are prude from the gate... about 2 hours for the initial date... when you find out this info... as fast as you can run

i like that one... mind if i give it a test run?

latin

I'm pretty sure no one would be all that happy if you take a case of beer to a spiritual weekend encounter (catholic). But, at least I would actually be enjoying myself.

Interesting take on the witch's broom. Actually the witch's broom is used to sweep out negative energy out of a designated sacred space. Perhaps that 'cleaning' leaves a sense of 'highness'. I always gathered that when tales were woven for its use in flying. Perhaps it provides that same sensation in your dream.

Well seeing past that you live in Ohio (I live in Florida) and that you are 3 inches shorter than me and I always wear heels (so yea that would suck) I am pagan. So unless you can handle respecting someone else's beliefs without preaching the crap out of them with yours... I would have to say... not likely.

Bookkeeper, Mom and Student... and only one pays an income

I have to chalk them up to bipolar druggie... when they start stalking your family telling you how much your brother that looks like he was adopted looks like you... yea he's right up there in the psycho category.

Ok you know when you are so hungry that when you finally do eat... no matter what it is... it tastes great. Some relationships and bouts of singlehood felt the same way. Single life sucked so royally that a relationship was invigorating and once the relationship went so sour that single life was magical. My happiest points in life have been successful times of personal endeavors and have been single at each point with the exception of my daughter's successes... but was single for that too. Go figure.

Reading is hard for some... imagination is required.

Sounds like that Anne Rice book... Taking Sleeping Beauty

December this year. Looks good.

Breaking Dawn is WEIRD! It didn't even seem like Stephanie Meyer was writing it past the Jacob chapter. There are A LOT of awesome things that develop and change... like Bella as a vampire... but after finishing book 4 (in 18 hours) it just didn't feel like a proper ending like Harry Potter for instance (now JKR knows how to end a series).

**Spoiler alert**

Ok male vampire impregnates human woman... he's dead without a heartbeat but he can pump blood to get jimmy up? And he actually has sperm to get a woman pregnant? WTF is right.

I can't possibly be the only person on here that was addicted to this series. And for the other junkies it was definately a thrill to read books 1-3. But #4... what the hell what that? Anyone else have feedback on this? I mean come on vampire sperm? LMAO!

sex

Constructive criticism... be less negative about yourself in your profile. Confidence is sexy. Also, take a picture straight on smiling. Smiles light up faces.

hasn't everyone at some point... 'don't know what you have 'til it's gone' is a cliche for a reason. it's a statement that is much to accurate for our own good.

Sweetie... if you are complaining about being 50 miles from civilization you wouldn't be all that happy to fly your happy butt back over here