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Sat 01/17/09 04:11 PM




My king mattress!

The original one my ex and I bought was apparently riddled with mites. mad

Yes, I complained, yelled and totally b*tched some folks out about it - wouldn't you? explode

Worked like a charm! Got another new and even better mattress for free three days later. :banana:


That's quite gross. Yuck!!


better than sleeping alone...noway


Dude! You can count on the mite always wanting you. rofl


you're mitey kind...thank you

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Sat 01/17/09 04:04 PM


thanks for posting my resume...laugh


Ut Oh! You are T R O U B L E then! I am staying away from the Yeti! scared :laughing:


the only job a resume like that would qualify me for is the U.S. government

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Sat 01/17/09 04:03 PM


My king mattress!

The original one my ex and I bought was apparently riddled with mites. mad

Yes, I complained, yelled and totally b*tched some folks out about it - wouldn't you? explode

Worked like a charm! Got another new and even better mattress for free three days later. :banana:


That's quite gross. Yuck!!


better than sleeping alone...noway

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Sat 01/17/09 03:59 PM
thanks for posting my resume...laugh

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Sat 01/17/09 03:57 PM
Edited by Derekkye on Sat 01/17/09 04:00 PM
snap, crackle, and pop

i wnet to the grocery store earlier and picked up a box of rice krispies for the sale price of 3.99. It scanned in at 4.49 instead of 3.99, and because of the store's scanning code of practice I received the product for free...:smile:

what's the best free thing you ever got? (not including gifts)

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Sat 01/17/09 03:53 PM
what is jobcorp?

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Sat 01/17/09 02:51 PM
no

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Sat 01/17/09 02:50 PM

:wink:

who the hell takes the time to create those things.. lol

You know who...lol

Sssshhhhh, he might hear youglasses bigsmile glasses


shhh is right - it's rude to talk while kissing :smile:

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Sat 01/17/09 02:34 PM
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Sat 01/17/09 02:09 PM


that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section laugh

oooooooooooooo
u want me to shave everything???


how about just my back then...that'll put the MACH to the test

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Sat 01/17/09 02:01 PM
a hairy butt

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Sat 01/17/09 02:00 PM
Edited by Derekkye on Sat 01/17/09 02:01 PM
that would be quite an undertaking - you'd need a lawn mower for the mid-section laugh

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Sat 01/17/09 01:56 PM
people just don't like letting others down I suppose - even I don't respond to some messages if I'm not interested indifferent

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Fri 01/16/09 01:23 PM
it isn't once you're committed to it...

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Fri 01/16/09 11:23 AM
not sure what you're eating, but I'm guessing you're watching an episode of star trek

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Fri 01/16/09 11:22 AM

Hmmm - no bone here....




laugh

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Fri 01/16/09 11:21 AM
Edited by Derekkye on Fri 01/16/09 11:21 AM

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Fri 01/16/09 10:43 AM
what sport are we talking about?

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Thu 01/15/09 11:20 PM

the guy I'm seeing farted on our first date and excused himself right away. we are all grownups as long as you excuse yourself and don't do any "pull my finger" bits or the like you should be okay. just don't be excessive. its natural, but it can get really rank.



i wonder who was more embarrassed

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Thu 01/15/09 12:46 PM
making better use of my time - all kinds of free time getting wasted away

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