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Thu 10/08/09 08:55 PM

not sure how all this works



Get in and post. People will notice and get to know you. Then you'll probably get laid within 24 hours and will be married in 48!

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Thu 10/08/09 08:54 PM
I used to be a virgin! No, really, I was.

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Thu 10/08/09 08:52 PM
Welcome Randy Dude. Is that your name or your condition?

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Thu 10/08/09 08:48 PM
Well, I ain't the jealous type and I won't date the jealous type, but I'm 6'0" so that puts me in the middle so I guess I'm okay! As for my "dingle dangle" (Wow! Look, I'm speakin' scienfitic!") it's about the same.

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Sat 09/19/09 09:12 PM


i might start hitting the beer lol

I want the whiskey.


Bourbon!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:39 PM
So it's been 2 1/2 months without a reply to this one. I have no smart-*** answer so someone help us.

I'd just like to be the glass of milk for the Oreo cookie. YUCK! That doesn't read like it thought!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:37 PM


Wow that's weird Winx.....it did say men.


He changed it?


Dammit! Now I don't know what to say.

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Thu 09/17/09 09:36 PM
Doesn't this remind you of a coupla folk songs from the 60s?


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Thu 09/17/09 09:32 PM
I love Moondark!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:32 PM









When is it time to leave that ill-fated relationship and head for pastures new ?


When you post this question online.


which reminds me that I will NEVER post such a question...


Fer real. DUH?


slaphead everyday...


"Today and every day . . .

You give me a ladder now
I surely believe I'll climb
It don't even matter now
I'm willing to take my time"

Joan Osborne


:smile:


I've been on a floor lookin' for a chair.
I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch.
I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed, lookin' for a bed,
lookin' for my, my, my right hand, my right hand man.





Right hand man. Knew there was something about you!


oh, you have no idea...scared


Ruh Roh!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:26 PM




Present and accounted for! Both of me.


both, like your alter ego or other personality??


Dang. Thanks for reminding me. I forgot about them.

The four of us!

oh well in that case

Hello
Hello
Hello
hello
how are ya'll tonight?


Split decision! Can't seem to agree on anything!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:25 PM

is that how it works? I'm skeeredscared


Better'n skewered, which is what I've been!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:22 PM


Present and accounted for! Both of me.


both, like your alter ego or other personality??


Dang. Thanks for reminding me. I forgot about them.

The four of us!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:21 PM







When is it time to leave that ill-fated relationship and head for pastures new ?


When you post this question online.


which reminds me that I will NEVER post such a question...


Fer real. DUH?


slaphead everyday...


"Today and every day . . .

You give me a ladder now
I surely believe I'll climb
It don't even matter now
I'm willing to take my time"

Joan Osborne


:smile:


I've been on a floor lookin' for a chair.
I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch.
I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed, lookin' for a bed,
lookin' for my, my, my right hand, my right hand man.





Right hand man. Knew there was something about you!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:19 PM
Present and accounted for! Both of me.

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Thu 09/17/09 09:18 PM





screw humanity

I like smoking


Yeah, sometimes, I do do, and I never smoke all of humanity.


Dang, I mean "I do too" but remember I've recently had a motorcycle wreck with a 25% brain bleed so I can claim brain damage!


Hey, hun. It's just a typo. We all make typos.flowerforyou

But..if you want to tell people that you do do, that's all right with me.laugh flowerforyou

rofl A low budget Terminator wearing Depends.sad2 slaphead


LMAO with a brain bleed, Depends, and do-do!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:14 PM





When is it time to leave that ill-fated relationship and head for pastures new ?


When you post this question online.


which reminds me that I will NEVER post such a question...


Fer real. DUH?


slaphead everyday...


"Today and every day . . .

You give me a ladder now
I surely believe I'll climb
It don't even matter now
I'm willing to take my time"

Joan Osborne

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Thu 09/17/09 09:08 PM


screw humanity

I like smoking


Yeah, sometimes, I do do, and I never smoke all of humanity.


Dang, I mean "I do too" but remember I've recently had a motorcycle wreck with a 25% brain bleed so I can claim brain damage!

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Thu 09/17/09 09:06 PM

(((D))) I'm sorry sweetie... flowerforyou


Shoot, girl. That's life. We have to be hollowed out so we can hold more the next time.

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Thu 09/17/09 09:05 PM

screw humanity

I like smoking


Yeah, sometimes, I do do, and I never smoke all of humanity.

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